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Missy Cooper: I actually missed you.

Meemaw: Ain't that nice?

Sheldon Cooper: What about me did you miss?

Missy Cooper: I don't know.

Sheldon Cooper: Well, think about it and get back to me.

Georgie Cooper (to Missy): Ha, he gave you homework.

Meemaw: Your brother's gonna be fine, but he has to have his gallbladder removed.

Missy Cooper: How's he gonna pee?

Meemaw: Not that bladder, his gallbladder.

Georgie Cooper: What's the gallbladder do?

Meemaw: I guess not much, if they're takin' it out.

Missy Cooper: You think he'll bring it home so we can see it?

Meemaw: I'll ask.

Meemaw: Maybe having this mutt next door won't be so bad. Shelly could end up getting used to it.

George Cooper Sr.: That's true. Remember when he got all freaked out by the fruit at the bottom of yogurt? Now he eats it no problem.

Mary Cooper: He still makes me stir it.

Meemaw: Maybe you could start out with a small pet, and work your way up. Like a turtle.

Mary Cooper: He says they carry salmonella.

Meemaw: A gerbil?

Mary Cooper: Apparently, they caused the plague.

Georgie Cooper: What about a bird?

George Cooper Sr.: Oh, I know that one. They'll steal his hair to make a nest.

Missy Cooper: Do you think we're stupid?

Georgie Cooper: Sheldon's in college right now, and we can't figure out your homework. What do you think?

Missy Cooper: Sometimes I tell myself I only look stupid because he's so smart.

Georgie Cooper: Give me the book. Don't just sit there, make me a sandwich.

Missy Cooper: There's a list of sentences, and you're supposed to say if each one's a complete sentence or not.

Georgie Cooper: The first one is, "Most people in the country". That doesn't sound like a sentence.

Missy Cooper: But ask me who drives pickup trucks.

Georgie Cooper: Who drives pickup trucks?

Missy Cooper: Most people in the country.

Georgie Cooper: Well, now it does sound like one.

Missy Cooper: I told you, it's confusing.

Missy Cooper: Can you help me?

Georgie Cooper: With what?

Missy Cooper: I don't understand my homework.

Georgie Cooper: You're asking me? I don't understand my own homework.

Missy Cooper: I know, but you're all I got.

Georgie Cooper: What kind of homework is it?

Missy Cooper: Grammar.

Georgie Cooper: I ain't great with grammar.

Missy Cooper: Well, grammar's just talking, and we both talk good.

Georgie Cooper: I guess. Gimme.

Georgie Cooper: Hey, now that you're treating him like an adult, can I have his allowance?

George Cooper Sr.: That allowance is for chores, which you already don't do.

Georgie Cooper: Come on. We all know I'm your favorite.

Meemaw: You're not even his third favorite.

George Cooper Sr.: The little Sparks girl?

Mary Cooper: You're kidding. She seems so sweet.

Georgie Cooper: He says she slaps him around, takes his lunch money. She even put a tadpole down his shirt.

Meemaw: Poor kid, he tucks in those shirts.

(They go spy on her through the fence)

Mary Cooper: She looks harmless.

Meemaw: She's cute. So she probably gets away with stuff. I'm like that.

Leonard Hofstadter: Sheldon, you need to apologize to your brother.

Sheldon Cooper: I'm sorry?

Leonard Hofstadter: Yes. Like that, but nicer, and that way.

Sheldon Cooper: I have nothing to apologize for.

George Cooper: I told you this was a bad idea. Sometimes you can't patch a tire. You just got to buy a new one. Actually, that's always the case. Never patch, buy new.

Georgie Cooper: What are you doing?

George Cooper Sr.: Separating the whites from the colors.

Georgie Cooper: Whoa, that's racist.

George Cooper Sr.: How did I get a rocket scientist for one son and a rodeo clown for the other?

George Cooper Sr.: 'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.

Georgie Cooper: What's Nixon got to do with it?

George Cooper Sr.: What?

Georgie Cooper: You said "bad president," like Nixon.

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