100+ Best 'Young Sheldon' Quotes (CBS TV Series)

Pastor Jeff: For so many months, our little parish has been struggling financially. But by the grace of God and his provision, we have received the most donations in church history! Praise Jesus!
Sheldon Cooper: So it’s all Jesus, we don’t get any credit?
Missy Cooper: We need to start our own church.
Sheldon Cooper: They don’t pay taxes. It’s a very sound business model.

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George Cooper Sr.: Hey, I haven’t seen the pastor. He go home?
Mary Cooper: He hasn’t come out of Georgie’s room.
George Cooper Sr.: Maybe he found Georgie’s magazines.
Mary Cooper: He’s a man of God!
George Cooper Sr.: You’re adorable.

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Mary Cooper: Oh, Mom. If you’re sleeping with the man, you should be married to him.
Meemaw: Why do I come here? I got to find a cooler chick to talk to.
Mary Cooper: You know I’m right.
Meemaw: I know no such thing. It’s my life, I don’t have to do anything ’cause I’m “supposed to.” I do it because I want to, and right now, I don’t want to, end of story.

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(Veronica is coming to live with Coopers, Georgie is cleaning, George comes in and takes a photo…)
Georgie Cooper: What are you doing?
George Cooper Sr.: Documenting. This may never happen again.

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Quote from Young Sheldon 2x20 | (Veronica is coming to live with Coopers, Georgie is cleaning, George comes in and takes a photo...) Georgie Cooper: What are you doing? George Cooper Sr.: Documenting. This may never happen again.

Mary Cooper (about Veronica): She’s just having a rough time at home.
George Cooper Sr.: What’s going on?
Mary Cooper: Her mother’s boyfriend has a drinking problem, and… things have been getting out of hand.
George Cooper Sr.: You waited till I had a beer to tell me this story, didn’t you?
Mary Cooper: You always have a beer.

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Mary Cooper: You know that Veronica Duncan girl?
George Cooper Sr.: The one that Georgie likes?
Mary Cooper: Yeah. I was thinking about having her stay here for a couple days.
George Cooper Sr.: Is it Georgie’s birthday or something?

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(George gives a pep talk to Sheldon…)
Mary Cooper: I heard what you said in there. That was very beautiful.
George Cooper Sr.: Thanks. I gave a similar speech to my team last week. Boy, did we get our a$$es kicked.

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Mayor Harrison: This is Mayor Harrison. I understand you are running for office.
Sheldon Cooper: Class president. Do you have any advice on how to win?
Mayor Harrison: The most important thing is to get out there and connect with people.
Sheldon Cooper: That’s tricky. I’m not terribly fond of people.
Mayor Harrison: Well, you might need to get over that.
Sheldon Cooper: Assuming I can, how do I connect with them?
Mayor Harrison: A friendly handshake is a great start.
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, boy. Now I have to touch them?

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Sheldon Cooper (narration): The prospect of advancing to the next stage of academia had me feeling giddy. And, on top of that, I got to pack a suitcase, which is like playing Tetris but with underwear.

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Sheldon Cooper: Why can’t I go there full-time?
Mary Cooper: Oh, baby, it’s an hour away. We can’t drive you back and forth every day.
Meemaw: I’m the one who’s been driving him.
Sheldon Cooper: And she loves it.
Meemaw: How can he be so smart and so clueless at the same time?

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(George brings Sheldon to make interview on Local News…)
George Cooper Sr.: He’s not a communist. He’s ten years old. Listen, I fought for this country. I love this country. My kids love this country. Isn’t that right, Sheldon?
Sheldon Cooper: Yes. Although, in all fairness, the Social Security system is a form of…
George Cooper Sr.: You love this country!
Sheldon Cooper: I love this country.

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Tam Nguyen: Look, you made my mom’s note. (hands it to Sheldon)
Sheldon Cooper: “Don’t talk to Sheldon. Mom.” That’s fine. I usually do most of the talking.
Tam Nguyen: Yes, you do.

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Evelyn Ingram: Today we’re gonna work on interior angles of a convex polygon. Georgie, where’s your brother?
Georgie Cooper: I don’t know, do you really want him here?
Evelyn Ingram: Convex polygons are polygons…
(Teacher Ingram continues to teach like nothing happened…)

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Quote from Young Sheldon 2x15 | Evelyn Ingram: Today we're gonna work on interior angles of a convex polygon. Georgie, where's your brother? Georgie Cooper: I don't know, do you really want him here? Evelyn Ingram: Convex polygons are polygons... (Teacher Ingram continues to teach like nothing happened...)

Meemaw: Mary, you need to know you’re doing a fantastic job with those kids.
Mary Cooper: You really mean that?
Meemaw: I really do.
Mary Cooper: Thanks. I can’t remember the last time someone said I was a good mom.
Meemaw: It’s not a job that gets a lot of compliments.

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(Meemaw is taking makeup off of Missy)
Meemaw: And for future reference, go lighter on the blush, or you’ll end up looking like Raggedy Ann.
Missy Cooper: She got Raggedy Andy looking like that.
Meemaw: He’s her brother.
Missy Cooper: Oh. I’ve been playing with those dolls all wrong.

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Title:	Young Sheldon
Format:	TV Series
Genres:	Comedy
Produced by:	CBS
Release Date:	25 September 2017

Character	Played by
George Cooper Sr.	Lance Barber
Georgie Cooper	Montana Jordan
Mary Cooper	Zoe Perry
Meemaw Connie	Annie Potts
Missy Cooper	Raegan Revord
Pastor Jeff	Matt Hobby
Sheldon Cooper	Iain Armitage
Tam	Ryan Phuong

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