Scientist: Missy, what do you think is happening in this picture?

Missy Cooper: The girl monkey on the couch is telling the guy monkey a secret. Must be something juicy, 'cause he's smiling. It might be dirty, 'cause this girl monkey is sending the kid monkey out of the room. He doesn't want to go. He looks sad. The monkeys on the couch are drinking tea, so it's a tea party.

Scientist: Okay, very good. Let's look at another picture.

I'm not done. The monkey in the painting is wearing an old lady hat, so she's probably a meemaw monkey. She's not at the party, so she must be bowling or dead.

George Cooper Sr.: Well, Missy won that round.

John Sturgis: It's actually not a contest, George.

Missy Cooper: This is Texas. Everything's a contest.