Felix Weston: Do you know how many times I scrubbed the word "Lonestone" off these walls today? Twenty‐one times. And each time is your fault. Ever since you created that stupid nickname, I wasn't a person. I was a joke. And no girl wants to date a joke.

Andrew: Oh, come on, man. I just like to make people laugh.

Felix Weston: Nobody's laughing because you're funny. They're laughing because they don't want to be the next victim of a dumb clichéd jock straight out of an '80s movie.