Victor Salazar: It must be hard for Lake, too. You know, to see you going through all this stuff, and have to deal with your mom all by yourself.
Felix Weston (about Lake and Benji): So what, they just... love us both so much they can't bear to see us in pain? (looks in the mirror and sighs) Damn. It's a curse to be this beautiful.
Victor Salazar: I just kind of want our first time to be special, you know? And it's so hard to find privacy. But nothing sounds more private than a secluded lake house.
Felix Weston: I can't believe we're gonna be losing our virginities together. You know, we're gonna be bone brothers.
Victor Salazar: Yeah, okay. Don't, don't call us that.
Felix Weston: Deflowered dudes?
(Victor throws something on him and leaves)
Felix Weston: So, what's the game plan with Mia?
Victor Salazar: Uh, I'm gonna ask her if I could come over tonight so she has some privacy when I tell her the truth. Am I doing it? Am I walking towards her?
Felix Weston: Nope. You are fully rooted in place. Now, let me just give a tiny... Yep. (pushes him toward Mia)
Victor Salazar: I don't know how I'm gonna say this, but I know that if I don't say it now, I'm gonna lose my nerve, so, um... Here it goes. Can you turn around?
Felix Weston: Seriously?
Victor Salazar: I'm, I'm sorry, it's just too much pressure with you staring at me, especially since you hardly ever blink.
Felix Weston: What are you talking about? I blink a normal amount.
Victor Salazar: Felix, uh... I... Like guys. Like, I'm into them. I thought I might for a while, but I wasn't totally sure, and. I really wanted to make things work with Mia, because she's awesome. But I, but I can't. Because. I like guys.
Felix Weston: Can I turn around now?
Victor Salazar: Yeah.
(Felix hugs Victor)
Felix Weston: I, um... I really don't know the perfect thing to say. But I'm really happy you told me. And this doesn't change anything between us, obviously.
Victor Salazar: Actually, as... As far as perfect things to say go, that was pretty good. Felix, don't cry.
Felix Weston: I'm not crying. You made me aware of my blinking. Irritated my eye.
Felix Weston: Do you know how many times I scrubbed the word "Lonestone" off these walls today? Twenty‐one times. And each time is your fault. Ever since you created that stupid nickname, I wasn't a person. I was a joke. And no girl wants to date a joke.
Andrew: Oh, come on, man. I just like to make people laugh.
Felix Weston: Nobody's laughing because you're funny. They're laughing because they don't want to be the next victim of a dumb clichéd jock straight out of an '80s movie.
(Lake and Felix are kissing...)
Lake Meriwether: How'd you get so good at this?
Felix Weston: YouTube.
Lake Meriwether: Oh. No. No hickeys. No one can know about this. This has to stay our little secret.
Felix Weston: Well, three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.
Lake Meriwether: What?
Felix Weston: Sorry. Benjamin Franklin quote. I, I won't tell anyone.
Lake Meriwether: Yeah. No more talking.
Lake Meriwether: Tell me the truth. Mm. What's my number?
Felix Weston: N‐No. No way. I, I can't do that. I...
Lake Meriwether: Okay, stop with the chivalry and just give me a number, and do not tell me I'm a 10, because I totally won't believe you.
Felix Weston: I...I think you deserve a guy who who doesn't reduce you to a number.
(Felix is explaining the rules of the game Catan...)
Lake Meriwether (to Mia): Okay, this is the most bored I have ever been. And I'm including that time you tricked me into listening to a podcast.
Felix Weston: Who's ready to start playing?
Lake Meriwether: Wait, we haven't started? What have we been doing for the last 45 minutes?
Felix Weston: A tutorial.
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