Sheldon Cooper (narration): Throughout my high school career, Nurse Nora and I had been through quite a few close calls...

Nurse Nora: This is just a blister.

Sheldon Cooper: Are you sure?

Nurse Nora: Sheldon, I promise you don't have leprosy.

Sheldon Cooper: Ooh, that's bright.

Nurse Nora: Proving you don't have hysterical blindness.

Sheldon Cooper: Well, can you test for just hysterical?

Nurse Nora: Oh. Looks like you bit your cheek.

Sheldon Cooper: How do you know it's not scurvy?

Nurse Nora: Because you're not a pirate. So, we've got a tummyache?

Sheldon Cooper: Yes. I'm afraid it might be cholera.

Nurse Nora: Again?

Sheldon Cooper: I have one of the symptoms.

Nurse Nora: Okay, on a scale of one to ten, what's your pain level?

Sheldon Cooper: Three... point four seven.

Nurse Nora: That's pretty serious. But since you're at a 3.47, I'm gonna give you the strongest medication I'm allowed to give you.

(Gives him anti-tummyache gummy bears)

Sheldon Cooper: You're an angel of mercy, Nurse Nora. Ooh, cherry.