Street Preacher: Have you seen the face of the Devil?

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, every morning in the mirror, pal.

Street Preacher: He’s in all of us! In our every moment of weakness. Look at this world! The sin, the lust! It is the Devil’s touch.

Lucifer Morningstar: N-N-No, don’t give me credit for all that. You humans do plenty all on your own.