Sheldon Cooper: Hello, Randall. I would like to apply for a job.
Randall: You would?
Sheldon Cooper: Yes. I need to earn money so I can apply to Harvard.
Randall: I thought about going to Harvard, but then I realized The Shack is my passion.
Sheldon Cooper: So can I work here?
Customer: Excuse me. How much RAM does this computer have?
Randall: Um, I can check on that for you.
Sheldon Cooper: It comes with 640 kilobytes, but it’s expandable up to 768. Well?
Randall: Do you even have a résumé?
Sheldon Cooper: No, but I have a report card that’ll knock your socks off.
Customer: And what’s the processor speed?
Sheldon Cooper: It has the Intel 8286, so ten megahertz.
Randall: Sorry, Sheldon. I think it’s against company policy to hire little kids.
Sheldon Cooper: But people say I’m like an old man all the time.
Randall: Hey, I’m one of ’em, but the answer’s still no.
Sheldon Cooper (narration): When people wonder why Radio Shack eventually went out of business, you can point to this moment.
From Young Sheldon – Season 1 Episode 18: ‘A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man’s Backside’ (1×18)
