40+ Best 'The Avengers (2012)' Quotes: "Avengers Assemble!"

The Other: Humans. They are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled. To challenge them is to court death.
(Thanos shows his face for the first time)

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The World Security Council: I don’t think you understand what you’ve started, letting the Avengers loose on this world. They’re dangerous.
Nick Fury: They surely are, and the whole world knows it. Every world knows it.
The World Security Council: Was that the point of all this? A statement?
Nick Fury: A promise.

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The Watcher Informant: Superheroes in New York? Give me a break.

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(All the Avengers are ready to fight Loki)
Loki: If it’s all the same to you, I’ll have that drink now.

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Quote from The Avengers (2012) - (All the Avengers are ready to fight Loki) Loki: If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.

Steve Rogers: We won.
Tony Stark: All right, yay! Hurray. Good job, guys. Let’s just not come in tomorrow. Let’s just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don’t know what it is, but I want to try it.
Thor: We’re not finished yet.
Tony Stark: And then shawarma after.

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Steve Rogers: Is he breathing?
(Hulk roars at Tony)
Tony Stark: What the hell? What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.

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Loki: Enough! You are, all of you, beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature. And I will not be bullied by…
(Hulk smashes him in the floor)
Hulk: Puny god.

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Quote from The Avengers (2012) - Loki: Enough! You are, all of you, beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature. And I will not be bullied by... (Hulk smashes him in the floor) Hulk: Puny god.

Tony Stark: Tell him to suit up. I’m bringing the party to you. (a giant Chitauri is following him)
Natasha Romanoff: I don’t see how that’s a party.
Steve Rogers: Dr Banner. Now might be a really good time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That’s my secret, Captain. I’m always angry.

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Steve Rogers: You need men in these buildings. There are people inside and they’re going to be running right into the line of fire. You take them to the basements or through the subway. You keep them off the streets. I need a perimeter as far back as 39th.
Police Officer: Why the hell should I take orders from you? (Captain kills off couple of the Chitauri) I need men in those buildings. Lead the people down and away from the streets. We’re going to set up a perimeter all the way down to 39th Street.

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Natasha Romanoff: Just like Budapest all over again.
Clint Barton: You and I remember Budapest very differently.

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Loki: How will your friends have time for me when they are so busy fighting you? (he touches him with sceptre and nothing happens) This usually works.
Tony Stark: Well, performance issues, it’s not uncommon. One out of five…

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Quote from The Avengers (2012) - Loki: How will your friends have time for me when they are so busy fighting you? (he touches him with sceptre and nothing happens) This usually works. Tony Stark: Well, performance issues, it's not uncommon. One out of five...

Tony Stark (to Loki): Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

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Quote from The Avengers (2012) - Tony Stark (to Loki): Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us, but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it.

Tony Stark: Would you like a drink?
Loki: Stalling me won’t change anything.
Tony Stark: No, no. Threatening. No drink? Are you sure? I’m having one.
Loki: The Chitauri are coming. Nothing will change that. What have I to fear?
Tony Stark: The Avengers. That’s what we call ourselves. We’re sort of like a team. “Earth’s mightiest heroes”-type thing.
Loki: Yes, I’ve met them.
Tony Stark: Yeah. It takes us a while to get any traction, I’ll give you that one. But let’s do a head count, here. Your brother, the demigod, a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend. A man with breathtaking anger-management issues, a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you’ve managed to piss off every single one of them.
Loki: That was the plan.
Tony Stark: Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they’ll come for you.
Loki: I have an army.
Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.

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Quote from The Avengers (2012) - Loki: I have an army. Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.

Steve Rogers: Loki needs a power source. If we can put together a list…
Tony Stark: He made it personal.
Steve Rogers: That’s not the point.
Tony Stark: That is the point. That’s Loki’s point. He hit us all right where we live. Why?
Steve Rogers: To tear us apart.
Tony Stark: Yeah, divide and conquer is great but he knows he has to take us out to win, right? That’s what he wants. He wants to beat us, he wants to be seen doing it. He wants an audience.
Steve Rogers: Right. I caught his act in Stuttgart.
Tony Stark: Yeah, that was just previews. This is opening night. And Loki, he’s a full-tilt diva, right? He wants flowers, he wants parades. He wants a monument built to the skies with his name plastered… Son of a b*tch.

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Clint Barton: Why am I back? How did you get him out?
Natasha Romanoff: Cognitive recalibration. I hit you really hard on the head.
Clint Barton: Thanks.

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Title:	The Avengers (2012)
Format:	Movie
Genres:	Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Produced by:	Marvel Studios
Release Date:	4 May 2012

Character	Played by
Bruce Banner	Mark Ruffalo
Clint Barton	Jeremy Renner
Loki	Tom Hiddleston
Maria Hill	Cobie Smulders
Natasha Romanoff	Scarlett Johansson
Nick Fury	Samuel L. Jackson
Pepper Potts	Gwyneth Paltrow
Phil Coulson	Clark Gregg
Steve Rogers	Chris Evans
The Watcher Informant	Stan Lee
Thor	Chris Hemsworth
Tony Stark	Robert Downey Jr.

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