Tony Stark (Iron Man) Quotes

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Tony's assistant (on the phone): Priority call from Secretary Ross. There's been a breach at the Raft prison.

Tony Stark: Yeah, put him through.

Thaddeus Ross: Tony, we have a problem.

Tony Stark: Uh, please hold.

Thaddeus Ross: No, don't.

Steve Rogers (about Bucky): He's my friend.

Tony Stark: So was I. (beats up Steve some more...) Stay down. Final warning.

(Steve stands up again...)

Steve Rogers: I could do this all day.

(After Tony talks to Sam...)

Thaddeus Ross: Stark? Did he give you anything on Rogers?

Tony Stark: Nope. Told me to go to hell. I'm going back to the compound instead, but you can call me anytime. I'll put you on hold. I like to watch the line blink.

Peter Parker: Hey, guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?

Rhodey: Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?

Tony Stark: I don't know, I didn't carbon-date him. He's on the young side.

(After Scott makes himself big...)

Tony Stark: Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose... I'm open to suggestions.

(Scott makes himself big and catches Rhodey...)

Tony Stark: Give me back my Rhodey.

Friday: Multiple contusions detected.

Tony Stark: Yeah, I detected that, too.

Tony Stark: Hey, Clint.

Clint Barton: Hey, man.

Tony Stark: Clearly, retirement doesn't suit you. You got tired of shooting golf?

Clint Barton: Well, I played 18, shot 18. Just can't seem to miss.

(Clint shoots at Tony and Tony avoids it...)

Tony Stark: First time for everything.

Clint Barton: Made you look.

Tony Stark: I'm gonna sit here, so you move the leg. You got a passport?

Peter Parker: No, I don't even have a driver's licence.

Tony Stark: You ever been to Germany?

Peter Parker: No.

Tony Stark: Oh, you'll love it.

Peter Parker: I can't go to Germany.

Tony Stark: Why?

Peter Parker: I got homework.

Tony Stark: I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.

Peter Parker: When you can do the things that I can, but you don't... and then the bad things happen... they happen because of you.

Tony Stark: So you wanna look out for the little guy, you wanna do your part? Make the world a better place, all that, right?

Peter Parker: Yeah, just looking out for the little guy.

Tony Stark: You know what I think is really cool? This webbing. That tensile strength is off the charts. Who manufactured that?

Peter Parker: I did.

Tony Stark: Oh, what have we here? (finds Spider-Man's suit)

Peter Parker: No. (quickly hides the suit) Uh... It's a...

Tony Stark: So... You're the Spider-ling. Crime-fighting spider. You're Spider-Boy?

Peter Parker: Spider-Man.

Tony Stark: Not in that onesie, you're not.

Peter Parker: It's not a onesie.

Steve Rogers: If I see a situation pointed south... I can't ignore it. Sometimes I wish I could.

Tony Stark: No, you don't.

Steve Rogers: No, I don't. Sometimes...

Tony Stark: Sometimes I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth. But I don't wanna see you gone. We need you, Cap.

Steve Rogers: Is Pepper here? I didn't see her.

Tony Stark: We're kinda... Well, not kinda...

Steve Rogers: Pregnant?

Tony Stark: No. Definitely not. We're taking a break. It's nobody's fault.

Steve Rogers: I'm so sorry, Tony. I didn't know.

Tony Stark: A few years ago, I almost lost her, so I trashed all my suits. Then, we had to mop up HYDRA... and then Ultron. My fault. And then, and then, and then, I never stopped. Because the truth is I don't wanna stop. I don't wanna lose her. I thought maybe the Accords could split the difference. In her defence, I'm a handful.

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