Tony Stark: Hey, Clint.
Clint Barton: Hey, man.
Tony Stark: Clearly, retirement doesn't suit you. You got tired of shooting golf?
Clint Barton: Well, I played 18, shot 18. Just can't seem to miss.
(Clint shoots at Tony and Tony avoids it...)
Tony Stark: First time for everything.
Clint Barton: Made you look.
Tony Stark: I'm gonna sit here, so you move the leg. You got a passport?
Peter Parker: No, I don't even have a driver's licence.
Tony Stark: You ever been to Germany?
Peter Parker: No.
Tony Stark: Oh, you'll love it.
Peter Parker: I can't go to Germany.
Tony Stark: Why?
Peter Parker: I got homework.
Tony Stark: I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.
Peter Parker: When you can do the things that I can, but you don't... and then the bad things happen... they happen because of you.
Tony Stark: So you wanna look out for the little guy, you wanna do your part? Make the world a better place, all that, right?
Peter Parker: Yeah, just looking out for the little guy.
Tony Stark: Oh, what have we here? (finds Spider-Man's suit)
Peter Parker: No. (quickly hides the suit) Uh... It's a...
Tony Stark: So... You're the Spider-ling. Crime-fighting spider. You're Spider-Boy?
Peter Parker: Spider-Man.
Tony Stark: Not in that onesie, you're not.
Peter Parker: It's not a onesie.
Steve Rogers: Is Pepper here? I didn't see her.
Tony Stark: We're kinda... Well, not kinda...
Steve Rogers: Pregnant?
Tony Stark: No. Definitely not. We're taking a break. It's nobody's fault.
Steve Rogers: I'm so sorry, Tony. I didn't know.
Tony Stark: A few years ago, I almost lost her, so I trashed all my suits. Then, we had to mop up HYDRA... and then Ultron. My fault. And then, and then, and then, I never stopped. Because the truth is I don't wanna stop. I don't wanna lose her. I thought maybe the Accords could split the difference. In her defence, I'm a handful.