Tony Stark: Romanoff. You and Banner better not be playing "hide the zucchini."
Natasha Romanoff: Relax, shellhead. Not all of us can fly. What's the drill?
Tony Stark: This is the drill. If Ultron gets a hand on the core, we lose.
Thor: Is that the best you can do?
(Ultron calls in his androids)
Steve Rogers: You had to ask.
Ultron: This is the best I can do. This is exactly what I wanted. All of you against all of me. How can you possibly hope to stop me?
Tony Stark: Well, like the old man said... (looks at Steve) together.
Ultron: You think you're saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early and it's still billions dead. Even you can't stop that.
Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin, and as long as there is life in my breast... I am running out of things to say! Are you ready?
(Vision hits Ultron with Thor's hammer)
Vision: It's terribly well-balanced.
Thor: Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swing, so...
Ultron: Captain America. God's righteous man. Pretending you could live without a war. I can't physically throw up in my mouth, but...
Thor: If you believe in peace, then let us keep it.
Ultron: I think you're confusing "peace" with "quiet."
Maria Hill: Where are the ladies, gentlemen?
Tony Stark: Ms. Potts has a company to run.
Thor: Yes, I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work on the Convergence has made her the world's foremost astronomer.
Tony Stark: And the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It's pretty exciting.
Thor: There's even talk of Jane getting a Nobel Prize.
Maria Hill: Yeah, they must be busy, because they would hate missing you guys get together. (pretends to sneeze while saying the word): Testosterone! Oh, my goodness. Excuse me.
Thor: But Jane's better.
(Rhodey is telling a story to Thor and Tony)
Rhodey: The suit can take the weight, right? So I take the tank, fly it right up to the general's palace, drop it at his feet. I'm, like, "Boom. You looking for this?" "Boom. Are you looking for..." Why do I even talk to you guys? Everywhere else, that story kills.
Thor: That's the whole story?
Rhodey: Yeah, it's a War Machine story.
Thor: It's very good, then. It's impressive.
Rhodey: Quality save.
Thor: Looks like they're lining up.
Steve Rogers: Well, they're excited.
(Thor hits Steve's shield with his hammer making a wave that hits all the lined up bad guys)
Steve Rogers: We won.
Tony Stark: All right, yay! Hurray. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I want to try it.
Thor: We're not finished yet.
Tony Stark: And then shawarma after.
Thor: No! (Tries to catch Loki, but it's just his duplicate that disappears)
Loki: Are you ever not going to fall for that?
As the Avengers and their allies have continued to protect the world from threats too large for any one hero to handle, a new danger has emerged from the cosmic shadows: Thanos. A despot of intergalactic infamy, his goal is to collect all six Infinity Stones, artifacts of unimaginable power, and use them to inflict his twisted will on all of reality. Everything the Avengers have fought for has led up to this moment - the fate of Earth and existence itself has never been more uncertain. (IMDb) │ Produced by Marvel