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The Avengers (2012) Quotes

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Clint Barton: Have you ever had someone take your brain and play? Pull you out and stuff something else in? Do you know what it's like to be unmade?

Natasha Romanoff: You know that I do.

Guard: Are you an alien?

Bruce Banner: What?

Guard: From outer space, an alien.

Bruce Banner: No.

Guard: Well, then, son, you've got a condition.

Nick Fury: Yes, we were going to build an arsenal with the Tesseract. I never put all my chips on that number, though because I was playing something even riskier. There was an idea, Stark knows this, called the Avengers Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more. To see if they could work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles that we never could. Phil Coulson died still believing in that idea. In heroes.

Thor: No! (Tries to catch Loki, but it's just his duplicate that disappears)

Loki: Are you ever not going to fall for that?

Nick Fury: Agent Romanoff, would you escort Dr Banner back to his...

Bruce Banner: Where? You rented my room.

Nick Fury: The cell was just in case...

Bruce Banner: In case you needed to kill me. But you can't. I know, I tried. I got low. I didn't see an end. So, I put a bullet in my mouth, and the other guy spit it out. So I moved on. I focused on helping other people. I was good. Until you dragged me back into this freak show and put everyone here at risk.

Tony Stark: You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle.

(A moment later...)

Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?

Tony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

Bruce Banner: I'd like to know why S.H.I.E.L.D. is using the Tesseract to build weapons of mass destruction.

Nick Fury: Because of him.

Thor: Me?

Nick Fury: Last year, Earth had a visitor from another planet who had a grudge match that levelled a small town. We learned that not only are we not alone but we are hopelessly, hilariously, outgunned.

Thor: My people want nothing but peace with your planet.

Nick Fury: But you're not the only people out there, are you? And you're not the only threat. The world's filling up with people who can't be matched, that can't be controlled.

Steve Rogers: Like you controlled the Cube?

Thor: Your work with the Tesseract is what drew Loki to it, and his allies. It is a signal to all the realms that the Earth is ready for a higher form of war.

Bruce Banner: "A warm light for all mankind." Loki's jab at Fury about the Cube.

Steve Rogers: I heard it.

Bruce Banner: I think that was meant for you. (for Tony) Even if Barton didn't tell Loki about the tower, it was still all over the news.

Steve Rogers: The Stark Tower? That big, ugly... (Tony gives him a look) building in New York?

Steve Rogers: You think Fury's hiding something?

Tony Stark: He's a spy. Captain, he's "the" spy. His secrets have secrets.

Nick Fury: I don't know about that, but it is powered by the Cube. And I would like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.

Thor: Monkeys? I do not understand.

Steve Rogers: I do. I understood that reference.

Tony Stark: Raise the mizzenmast. Jib the topsails. That man is playing Galaga. He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did. (covers one of his eyes) How does Fury even see these?

Maria Hill: He turns.

Tony Stark: Sounds exhausting.

Thor: Do not touch me again.

Tony Stark: Then don't take my stuff.

Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with.

Tony Stark: Shakespeare in the Park? Doth Mother know you wear-eth her drapes?

Thor: This is beyond you, metal man.