Nick Fury Quotes

Talos: You in position?

Nick Fury: Worry about your own damn self.

Talos: Do me a favor, Fury. Don’t ever change.

(After Talos’s long monologue in the car…)

Talos: What’d you stop for?

Nick Fury: We’re here.

Talos: At Bob’s?

Nick Fury: Yeah, Bob. Remember Bob? The guy that’ll launch a nuclear attack?

Talos: All right, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that.

Nick Fury: No, that’s’cause you were too busy riding the “we did that” wave. You got any more abuse you wanna hurl my way? Or are you ready to go in here and take care of Bob? And then I get to say, “We did that.”

Talos: We can do that.

Nick Fury: I got a lead on a rebel Skrull that’s high up in the U.S. government, and he’s in London right now.

Talos: And?

Nick Fury: And?

Talos: Yeah, and what can I do for you? How can I help you, my friend?

Nick Fury: I just told you.

Talos: No, you told me that you’ve got a line on a Skrull that’s up in the U.S. government and… That it’s understood that you think that implies that I should just sort of leap up and take this opportunity to just help you, like that. Those days are gone, so I’m gonna need you to, you know, use your words. Say the words.

Nick Fury: Say what words?

Talos: “Help me, Talos, ’cause I’m useless without you.”

Nick Fury: Help me, Talos, ’cause I am useless without you.

Talos: My hope… My hope is that with your help… Skrulls and humans can coexist, here on Earth.

Nick Fury: Human can’t coexist with each other! You’ve been here long enough to know that! We’ve been at war with each other since we could walk upright! There is not enough room or tolerance on this planet for another species! Matter of fact, neither is this train compartment. I think this is your stop.

Nick Fury: Not bad for a 136-year-old.

Talos: Well, you know, I’m not even 40 in human years. I haven’t even gone on my midlife crisis shopping spree yet. Hey. What’d you get for yours?

Nick Fury: The Avengers.