(Yelena punches Alexei)
Alexei Shostakov: Why the aggression, huh? Is it your time of the month?
Yelena Belova: I don't get my period, dipsh*t. I don't have a uterus.
Natasha Romanoff: Or ovaries.
Yelena Belova: Yeah. That's what happens when the Red Room gives you an involuntary hysterectomy. They kind of just go in and they rip out all of your reproductive organs. They just get right in there and they chop them all away. Everything out, so you can't have babies.
Alexei Shostakov: Okay, okay. Okay! Okay! You don't have to get so clinical and nasty.
Yelena Belova: Oh, well, I was about to talk about fallopian tubes, but okay.
Natasha Romanoff: All that time that I spent posing, I was trying to actually do something good to make up for all the pain and suffering that we caused. Trying to be more than just a trained killer.
Yelena Belova: Well, then you were fooling yourself because pain and suffering is every day and we are both still a trained killer. Except I'm not the one that's on the cover of a magazine. I'm not the killer that little girls call their hero.
T'Challa: In my culture... death is not the end. It's more of a stepping-off point. You reach out with both hands... and Bast and Sekhmet, they lead you into the green veldt... where you can run forever.
Natasha Romanoff: That sounds very peaceful.
T'Challa: My father thought so. I am not my father.
Natasha Romanoff: Well done with the new chest piece. I am reading significantly higher output and your vitals all look promising.
Tony Stark: Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying. Thank you.
Pepper Potts: What do you mean you're not dying? Did you just say you're dying?
Tony Stark: Is that you? No, I'm not. Not any more.
Pepper Potts: What's going on?
Tony Stark: I was going to tell you. I didn't want to alarm you.
Pepper Potts: You were gonna tell me? You really were dying?
Tony Stark: You didn't let me.
Pepper Potts: Why didn't you tell me that?
Tony Stark: I was gonna make you an omelette and tell you.
Natasha Romanoff: Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon.