Pepper Potts: And all your distractions?
Tony Stark: I'm going to shave them down a little bit. Jarvis. Hey.
Jarvis: All wrapped up here, sir. Will there be anything else?
Tony Stark: You know what to do.
Jarvis: The Clean Slate Protocol, sir?
Tony Stark: Screw it, it's Christmas. Yes, yes.
(All the suits explode)
Tony Stark: Ok, so far? Do you like it?
Pepper Potts: It'll do.
(One of Tony's suits targets Pepper as she has the same heat signature as bad guys...)
Tony Stark: What are you mad at me?
(Pepper takes down Tony's suit and than Killian)
Tony Stark: Honey?
Pepper Potts: Oh, my God. That was really violent.
Tony Stark: You just scared the devil out of me. I thought you were...
Pepper Potts: I was dead. Why? Because I fell 200 feet? Who's the hot mess now?
Tony Stark: It's still debatable. Probably tipping your way a little bit. Why don't you dress like this at home? Sport bra. The whole deal.
(Maya sees the giant rabbit plush)
Maya Hansen: Is... Is that normal?
Tony Stark: Yes, this is normal!
Pepper Potts: Sadly, that is very normal.
Tony Stark: It's a big bunny. Relax about it!
Pepper Potts: Calm down.
Tony Stark: I got this for you.
Pepper Potts: I'm aware of that.
Tony Stark: You still haven't even told me you liked it.
Pepper Potts: I don't like it.
Tony Stark: I asked you three... You don't like it.
Tony Stark: I'm a piping hot mess. It's been going on for a while. I haven't said anything. Nothing's been the same since New York.
Pepper Potts: Oh, really? I didn't notice that at all.
Tony Stark: You experience things... and then they're over, and you still can't explain them.
Gods, aliens, other dimensions. I'm just a man in a can. The only reason I haven't cracked up is probably because you moved in. Which is great. I love you. I'm lucky. But honey, I can't sleep. You go to bed, I come down here. I do what I know. I tinker. I... Threat is imminent. And I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without. That's you.
Pepper Potts: So, why don't you lift up that face mask and give me a kiss?
Tony Stark: Yep. Damn it, no can do. You want to just... kiss it on the... The facial slit?
Pepper Potts: Well, why don't I run down to the garage and see if I can't find a crowbar to jimmy that thing open?
Tony Stark: Crowbar, yeah. Except there is been a... a radiation leak.
Pepper Potts: I'll take my chances.
Tony Stark: That's risky. At least let me get you like... a hazmat suit you can... A Geiger counter or something like that. (Pepper walks in on Tony controlling his suit from downstairs) Busted.
Pepper Potts: This is a new level of lame.
Pepper Potts: What the... What is that? You're wearing this in the house now? What is that, like Mark 15?
Tony Stark: Yeah. Something like that. (We can see the "Mark 42" label on his suit) You know, everybody needs a hobby.
Pepper Potts: And you have to wear your hobby in the living room?
Tony Stark: Just breaking it in. You know, it's always a little, pinchy in the gooey bag at first so...
Pepper Potts: I am thrilled that you are now the Head of Security. Ok? It is the perfect position for you.
Happy Hogan: Thank you.
Pepper Potts: However.
Happy Hogan: I do appreciate it.
Pepper Potts: Since you've taken the post...
Happy Hogan: You don't have to thank me.
Pepper Potts: We've had a rise in staff complaints of 300%.
Happy Hogan: Thank you.
Pepper Potts: It's not a compliment.
Happy Hogan: It's not... It is a compliment. Clearly, somebody's trying to hide something.
Natasha Romanoff: Well done with the new chest piece. I am reading significantly higher output and your vitals all look promising.
Tony Stark: Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying. Thank you.
Pepper Potts: What do you mean you're not dying? Did you just say you're dying?
Tony Stark: Is that you? No, I'm not. Not any more.
Pepper Potts: What's going on?
Tony Stark: I was going to tell you. I didn't want to alarm you.
Pepper Potts: You were gonna tell me? You really were dying?
Tony Stark: You didn't let me.
Pepper Potts: Why didn't you tell me that?
Tony Stark: I was gonna make you an omelette and tell you.
Natasha Romanoff: Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon.
Pepper Potts: Did you bring me strawberries? Did you know that there's only one thing on Earth that I'm allergic to?
Tony Stark: Allergic to strawberries. This is progress, Pepper. I knew there was a correlation between you and this.
Pepper Potts: I need you...
Tony Stark: I need you, too. That's what I'm trying to...
Pepper Potts: ...to leave now.
Tony Stark: I don't care about the liberal agenda any more. It's boring. Boring. I'm giving you a boring alert. You do it.
Pepper Potts: I do what?
Tony Stark: Excellent idea. I just figured this out. You run the company.
Pepper Potts: Yeah, I'm trying to run the company.
Tony Stark: Pepper, I need you to run the company. Well, stop trying to do it and do it.
Pepper Potts: You will not give me the information...
Tony Stark: I'm not asking you to try...
Pepper Potts: ...in order to...
Tony Stark: I'm asking you to physically do it. I need you to do it.
Pepper Potts: I am trying to do it!
Tony Stark: Pepper, you're not listening to me!
Pepper Potts: No, you are not listening to me.
Tony Stark: I'm trying to make you CEO. Why won't you let me?
Pepper Potts: Have you been drinking?
Tony Stark: Chlorophyll. I hereby irrevocably appoint you chairman and CEO of Stark Industries, effective immediately. Yeah, done deal. Okay? I've actually given this a fair amount of thought, believe it or not. Doing a bit of headhunting, so to speak, trying to figure out who a worthy successor would be. And then I realised it's you. It's always been you. I thought there'd be a legal issue, but actually I'm capable of appointing my successor. My successor being you.