Mobius: Listen, I can't offer you salvation, but maybe I can offer you something better. A fugitive Variant's been killing our Minutemen. Loki: And you need the God of Mischief to help you stop him? Mobius: That's right. Loki: Why me? Mobius: The Variant we're hunting is... you. Loki: I beg your pardon?
Mobius: Listen, I can't offer you salvation, but maybe I can offer you something better. A fugitive Variant's been killing our Minutemen.
Loki: And you need the God of Mischief to help you stop him?
Mobius: That's right.
Loki: Why me?
Mobius: The Variant we're hunting is... you.
Loki: I beg your pardon?
Loki: I don't enjoy hurting people. I... I don't enjoy it. I do it because I have to, because I've had to. Mobius: Okay, explain that to me. Loki: Because it's part of the illusion. It's the cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear. Mobius: A desperate play for control. You do know yourself. Loki: A villain. Mobius: That's not how I see it.
Loki: I don't enjoy hurting people. I... I don't enjoy it. I do it because I have to, because I've had to.
Mobius: Okay, explain that to me.
Loki: Because it's part of the illusion. It's the cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear.
Mobius: A desperate play for control. You do know yourself.
Loki: A villain.
Mobius: That's not how I see it.
Loki: What? Infinity Stones? How... How do you have these? Casey: Oh, We actually get a lot of those. Yeah. Some of the guys use them as paperweights. Some of 'em. Loki (looks around): Is this the greatest power in the universe?
Loki: What? Infinity Stones? How... How do you have these?
Casey: Oh, We actually get a lot of those. Yeah. Some of the guys use them as paperweights. Some of 'em.
Loki (looks around): Is this the greatest power in the universe?
Loki: Give me the Tesseract, or I'll gut you like a fish, Casey. Casey: What's a fish? (Loki shushes him, Casey whispers): What's a fish? Loki: How do you not know what a fish is? Casey: I've lived my entire life behind a desk. Loki: Well, what difference does it make? Casey: I wanna know exactly what I'm being threatened with before I comply. Loki: Death, Casey. Violent, painful death. Casey: Okay, okay. I comply, I comply. I comply. Jeez!
Loki: Give me the Tesseract, or I'll gut you like a fish, Casey.
Casey: What's a fish? (Loki shushes him, Casey whispers): What's a fish?
Loki: How do you not know what a fish is?
Casey: I've lived my entire life behind a desk.
Loki: Well, what difference does it make?
Casey: I wanna know exactly what I'm being threatened with before I comply.
Loki: Death, Casey. Violent, painful death.
Casey: Okay, okay. I comply, I comply. I comply. Jeez!
Loki: I was just standing up to make a point. Mobius: I'm sorry, go ahead. Loki: It won't be as meaningful now. Mobius: Okay, well, stay seated. Loki: I'll do what I want to do!
Loki: I was just standing up to make a point.
Mobius: I'm sorry, go ahead.
Loki: It won't be as meaningful now.
Mobius: Okay, well, stay seated.
Loki: I'll do what I want to do!
Mobius: I'm wondering why does someone with so much range just wanna rule? Loki: I would've made it easy for them. Mobius: People like easy. Loki: The first and most oppressive lie ever uttered was the song of freedom. Mobius: How's that one go? Loki: For nearly every living thing, choice breeds shame and uncertainty and regret. There's a fork in every road, yet the wrong path always taken. Mobius: Good. Yeah. You said "nearly every living thing," so I'm guessing you don't fall into that category? (Loki laughs...)
Mobius: I'm wondering why does someone with so much range just wanna rule?
Loki: I would've made it easy for them.
Mobius: People like easy.
Loki: The first and most oppressive lie ever uttered was the song of freedom.
Mobius: How's that one go?
Loki: For nearly every living thing, choice breeds shame and uncertainty and regret. There's a fork in every road, yet the wrong path always taken.
Mobius: Good. Yeah. You said "nearly every living thing," so I'm guessing you don't fall into that category?
(Loki laughs...)
Loki: Are you taking me somewhere to kill me? Mobius: No. That's where you just were. I'm taking you some place to talk. Loki: I don't like to talk. Mobius: But you do like to lie, which you just did. Because we both know you love to talk. Talkie-talkie.
Loki: Are you taking me somewhere to kill me?
Mobius: No. That's where you just were. I'm taking you some place to talk.
Loki: I don't like to talk.
Mobius: But you do like to lie, which you just did. Because we both know you love to talk. Talkie-talkie.
Ravonna Renslayer: Laufeyson. Variant L1130, AKA Loki Laufeyson, is charged with sequence violation 7-20-89. How do you plead? Loki: Madam, a god doesn't plead. This has been a very enjoyable pantomime, but I'd like to go home now. Ravonna Renslayer: Are you guilty or not guilty, sir? Loki: Guilty of being the God of Mischief? Yes. Guilty of finding all this incredibly tedious? Yes. Guilty of a crime against the Sacred Timeline? Absolutely not, you have the wrong person.
Ravonna Renslayer: Laufeyson. Variant L1130, AKA Loki Laufeyson, is charged with sequence violation 7-20-89. How do you plead?
Loki: Madam, a god doesn't plead. This has been a very enjoyable pantomime, but I'd like to go home now.
Ravonna Renslayer: Are you guilty or not guilty, sir?
Loki: Guilty of being the God of Mischief? Yes. Guilty of finding all this incredibly tedious? Yes. Guilty of a crime against the Sacred Timeline? Absolutely not, you have the wrong person.
Paperwork Clerk: Please sign to verify this is everything you've ever said. (Moves pile of papers closer to Loki...) Loki: What? (A paper prints out with the sentence "What?" on it and the clerk adds it to the pile...) Paperwork Clerk: Sign this, too. Loki: Oh, this is absurd. (And another papers prints out...) Paperwork Clerk: And this.
Paperwork Clerk: Please sign to verify this is everything you've ever said.
(Moves pile of papers closer to Loki...)
Loki: What?
(A paper prints out with the sentence "What?" on it and the clerk adds it to the pile...)
Paperwork Clerk: Sign this, too.
Loki: Oh, this is absurd.
(And another papers prints out...)
Paperwork Clerk: And this.
Hunter B-15: Log this as evidence. (gives him the Tesseract) Casey: Oh... Can you at least tell me what it is? Loki: It's the Tesseract. Be very careful with it. Casey: It sounds dumb.
Hunter B-15: Log this as evidence. (gives him the Tesseract)
Casey: Oh... Can you at least tell me what it is?
Loki: It's the Tesseract. Be very careful with it.
Casey: It sounds dumb.
Thor (about their mother): She wouldn't want us to fight. Loki: Well, she wouldn't exactly be shocked.
Thor (about their mother): She wouldn't want us to fight.
Loki: Well, she wouldn't exactly be shocked.
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