60+ Best 'Loki Laufeyson' Quotes from the MCU

Loki: I promise you from my heart this isn't about a throne.

Sylvie: What was I thinking trusting you? Has this whole thing been a con?

Loki: Really? That's what you think of me... after all this time? Sure. Why not? Evil Loki's master plan comes together. Well, you never trusted me, did you? What was the point? Can't you see? This is bigger than our experience.

Sylvie: Why aren't we seeing this the same way?

Loki: Because you can't trust... and I can't be trusted.

27.10.2021 You can’t trust… and I can’t be trusted.

Quote from Loki 1x05 | Mobius: Well, see you later, Loki. (Loki hugs Mobius goodbye) Loki: Thank you, my friend. Mobius (whispers to Sylvie): You're my favorite.

27.10.2021 You’re my favorite.

Loki: What will you do when this is all over?

Sylvie: I don't know.

Loki: I don't know either. Maybe... Maybe we could figure it out... together.

Sylvie: Maybe.

27.10.2021 Maybe we could figure it out… together.

Quote from Loki 1x05 | President Loki: Ah. Hello, which one of us are you? Loki: This is a nightmare.

27.10.2021 Ah. Hello, which one of us are you?

Loki: We're maybe good at surviving, but we're also good at escaping. That gives me a decent chance as any.

27.10.2021 Good at surviving, but we’re also good at escaping.

Quote from Loki 1x05 | Classic Loki: We're in a shark tank. Alioth is the shark. (Alligator Loki growls) Oh, there's no such thing as an alligator tank. Besides, it's a better metaphor. He's overly sensitive like the rest of us. Loki: Hang on, that thing's a Loki too? Classic Loki: Oh, yes. Loki: Okay, fine. Willing to accept that.

27.10.2021 Hang on, that thing’s a Loki too?

Loki (to Lokis): Will someone please explain to me what the hell is going on!? Look, it's been a very, very, very trying past few days. Months? I don't even know how long it's been since New York. All I know is, I got pruned and I woke up here, and now I'm surrounded by Variants of myself, plus an alligator, which I'm heartbroken to report I didn't find all that strange...

27.10.2021 Please explain to me what the hell is going on!?

(Loki is in the "bad memory prison"...)

Loki: I'm a horrible person. I get it. I really am. I cut off your hair because I thought it'd be funny. And it's not. Uh... I crave attention... because I'm... I'm a... I'm a narcissist. And I suppose it's... It's because I'm scared of being alone.

Lady Sif: You are alone and you always will be.

27.10.2021 You are alone and you always will be.

(Sylvie is being taking away by three TVA soldiers, Loki is being held by two...)

Loki (to Mobius): I should have an equal amount of security. This is insulting!

27.10.2021 I should have an equal amount of security.

Sylvie: Do you think that what makes a Loki a Loki is the fact that we're destined to lose?

Loki: No. We may lose. Sometimes painfully. But we don't die. We survive.

27.10.2021 We may lose. We don’t die. We survive.

Loki: Love is a dagger. (makes a dagger appear) It's a weapon to be wielded far away or up close. You can see yourself in it. It's beautiful. Until it makes you bleed. But ultimately, when you reach for it... (the dagger disappears)

Sylvie: It isn't real. Love is an imaginary dagger.

Loki: Doesn't make sense, does it?

Sylvie: No. Terrible metaphor.

Loki: Damn. I thought I had something there.

27.10.2021 Love is an imaginary dagger.

Sylvie: You're drunk.

Loki: No, I'm just full. But bear in mind, I'm very full.

27.10.2021 You’re drunk. – No, I’m just full.

Loki (to Sylvie): You relax your way and I'll relax mine.

Loki (singing):

When she sings, she sings "come home"

When she sings, she sings "come home"

Loki: To Sylvie, everybody! (breaks the glass) Another!

27.10.2021 When she sings, she sings “come home” (Loki singing)

Sylvie: Love is mischief, then.

Loki: No. Love is... uh, something I might have to have another drink to think about.

27.10.2021 Love is mischief, then.

Sylvie: How about you? You're a prince. There must've been would-be-princesses or perhaps, another prince.

Loki: A bit of both. I suspect the same as you. But, nothing ever...

Sylvie: Real.

27.10.2021 A bit of both. I suspect the same as you.

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