Phil Coulson: Excuse me! Donald? I don't think you've been completely honest with me.
Thor: Know this, Son of Coul. You and I, we fight for the same cause, the protection of this world. From this day forward, you can count me as your ally if you return the items you have taken from Jane.
Jane Foster: Stolen.
Phil Coulson: Borrowed. Of course, you can have your equipment back. You're gonna need it to continue your research.
Phil Coulson: Here's your alibi.
Tony Stark: Okay.
Phil Coulson: You were on your yacht.
Tony Stark: Yeah.
Phil Coulson: We have port papers that put you in Avalon all night, and sworn statements from 50 of your guests.
Tony Stark: See, I was thinking maybe we should say it was just Pepper and me alone on the island.
Nick Fury: We have no idea what other intergalactic threats are out there. And our one-woman security force had a prior commitment on the other side of the universe. SHIELD alone can't protect us. We need to find more.
Phil Coulson: More weapons?
Nick Fury: More heroes.
Phil Coulson: You think we can find others like her?
Nick Fury: We found her and we weren't even looking.
(Fury finds a photo with Carol and her plane carrying the name "CAPT CAROL "AVENGER" DANVERS". Then he renames the document he was writing from "The Protector Initiative" to "The Avengers Initiative")
Phil Coulson: We need you to come in.
Natasha Romanoff: Are you kidding? I'm working.
Phil Coulson: This takes precedence.
Natasha Romanoff: I'm in the middle of an interrogation. This moron is giving me everything.
Bad guy (the moron): I don't give everything.
Natasha Romanoff: Look, you can't pull me out of this right now.
Phil Coulson: Natasha... Barton's been compromised.
Natasha Romanoff: Let me put you on hold. (she eliminates everyone in the room) Where is Barton now?