Tormund: I have a beauty waiting for me back at Winterfell. If I ever get back there. Yellow hair, blue eyes, the tallest woman you've ever seen. Almost as tall as you.

Sandor Clegane: Brienne of Tarth.

Tormund: You know her?

Sandor Clegane: You're with Brienne of f*cking Tarth?

Tormund: Well, not with her yet. But I see the way she looks at me.

Sandor Clegane: How does she look at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?

Tormund: You do know her.

Sandor Clegane: We've met.

Tormund: I want to make babies with her. Think of them... great big monsters. They'd conquer the world.

Sandor Clegane: How did a mad f*cker like you live this long?

Tormund: I'm good at killing people.