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Tormund: I have a beauty waiting for me back at Winterfell. If I ever get back there. Yellow hair, blue eyes, the tallest woman you've ever seen. Almost as tall as you.

Sandor Clegane: Brienne of Tarth.

Tormund: You know her?

Sandor Clegane: You're with Brienne of fucking Tarth?

Tormund: Well, not with her yet. But I see the way she looks at me.

Sandor Clegane: How does she look at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?

Tormund: You do know her.

Sandor Clegane: We've met.

Tormund: I want to make babies with her. Think of them... great big monsters. They'd conquer the world.

Sandor Clegane: How did a mad fucker like you live this long?

Tormund: I'm good at killing people.

Tormund: How many queens are there now?

Jon Snow: Two.

Tormund: And you need to convince the one with the dragons or the one who fucks her brother?

Jon Snow: Both.

Tormund: Isn't it your job to talk him out of stupid fucking ideas like this?

Davos Seaworth: I've been failing at that job of late.

Tormund: You want us to man the castles for you? Looks like we're the Night's Watch now.

Dim Dalba: We'll be the last of the free folk.

Jon Snow: That's what'll happen to you if we lose. The Boltons, the Karstarks, the Umbers, they know you're here. They know that more than half of you are women and children. After they finish with me, they'll come for you. You're right. This isn't your fight. You shouldn't have to come to Winterfell with me. I shouldn't be asking you. It's not the deal we made. I need you with me if we're going to beat them, and we need to beat them if you're going to survive.

Tormund: The crows killed him because he spoke for the free folk when no other southerners would. He died for us. If we are not willing to do the same for him, we're cowards. And if that's what we are, we deserve to be the last of the free folk.

Tormund: They think you're some kind of god. The man who returned from the dead.

Jon Snow: I'm not a god.

Tormund: I know that. I saw your pecker. What kind of god would have a pecker that small?

Tormund (about Jon): He's prettier than both my daughters, but he knows how to fight. He's young, but he knows how to lead. He didn't have to come to Hardhome. He came because he needs us and we need him.

Tormund (about Mance's death): The southern king who broke our army, Stannis, wanted to burn him alive to send us a message. Jon Snow defied that cunt's orders. His arrow was mercy. What he did took courage. And that's what we need today, the courage to make peace with men we've been killing for generations.

Tormund: The day I ask my people to fight with the crows is the day my people cut my guts from my belly and make me eat them.

Jon Snow: And how many of your people can't fight? The women, the children, the old, the sick... what happens to them? You're condemning them to death. Worse than death because you're too proud to make peace. Or maybe you're not proud. Maybe you're just a coward.

Tormund: I should have thrown you from the top of the Wall, boy!

Jon Snow: Aye. You should have.