Tyrion Lannister: We looked for you on the battlefield. You were nowhere to be found.

Joffrey Baratheon: I've been here, ruling the kingdoms.

Tyrion Lannister: What a fine job you've done. (to Myrcella): Look at you. More beautiful than ever. (to Tommen): And you! You... you're going to be bigger than the hound, but much better looking.