Presenter: Ladies and gentlemen and trees and multiforms, consider the Earth, below. In memory of this dying world, we call forth... the Last Human. The Lady Cassandra O'Brien Dot Delta Seventeen.

Lady Cassandra: Oh, now don't stare! I know, I know... it's shocking, isn't it? I've had my chin completely taken away, and look at the difference, look how thin I am! Thin and dainty! I don't look a day over 2,000. (Moisturise me, moisturise me!) Truly, I am the Last Human. My father was a Texan, my mother was from the Arctic Desert. They were born on the Earth, and they were the last to be buried in its soil. I have come to honour them... and say goodbye.