Jaime Lannister: You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army.

Bronn: That's like saying I have a bigger c*ck than anyone in the Unsullied army.

Jaime Lannister: I expect to command all the Lannister forces before long. You can be the right hand I lost.

Bronn: You promised me a lordship and a castle and a highborn beauty for a wife.

Jaime Lannister: And you'll get all three. A Lannister always pays...

Bronn: Don't say it. Don't f*cking say it.