Jaime Lannister: I pledged to ride north. I intend to honor that pledge.
Cersei Lannister: And that will be treason.
Jaime Lannister: Treason?
Cersei Lannister: Disobeying your queen's command, fighting with her enemies. What would you call it?
Jaime Lannister: Doesn't matter what I'd call it.
Cersei Lannister: I told you no one walks away from me.
Jaime Lannister: Are you going to order him to kill me? I'm the only one you have left. Our children are gone, our father is gone. It's just me and you now.
Cersei Lannister: There's one more yet to come.
Jaime Lannister: Give the order, then. (Cersei nods and The Mountain pulls his sword) I don't believe you. (Jaime leaves)
Cersei Lannister: I always knew you were the stupidest Lannister. The Starks and Targaryens have united against us, and you want to fight alongside them? Are you a traitor or an idiot?
Jaime Lannister: You pledged our forces to fight our common enemy...
Cersei Lannister: I'll say whatever I need to say to ensure the survival of our house.
Tyrion Lannister: You spoke with her?
Jaime Lannister: At her until she kicked me out. She thinks I was an idiot to trust you. A lot of people seem to think that, actually.
Tyrion Lannister: I'm about to step into a room with the most murderous woman in the world who's already tried to kill me twice, that I know of. Who's an idiot?
Jaime Lannister: I suppose we should say goodbye, one idiot to another.
Bronn: Men without cocks. You wouldn't find me fighting in an army if I had no cock. What's left to fight for?
Jaime Lannister: Gold?
Bronn: I spent my life around soldiers. What do you think they spend that gold on?
Jaime Lannister: Family.
Bronn: Not without a cock, you don't.
Jaime Lannister: Maybe it really is all cocks in the end.
Bronn: Yet, your brother has chosen to side with the cockless.
Jaime Lannister: Yes, he's always been a champion of the downtrodden.
(Dothraki join the party)
Bronn: I think we're about to be the downtrodden.
Jaime Lannister: Who will you say is the father?
Cersei Lannister: You.
Jaime Lannister: People won't like that.
Cersei Lannister: Do you remember what Father used to say about people?
Jaime Lannister: The lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the sheep.
Bronn: You're fucked.
Jaime Lannister: Don't you mean we're fucked?
Bronn: No, I do not. Dragons are where our partnership ends. I'm not gonna be around when those things start spitting fire on King's Landing.
Jaime Lannister: The more you own, the more it weighs you down.
Bronn: Oh, is that why you're so fucking glum, eh? All your new riches weighing you down?
Olenna Tyrell: Your sister has done things... I was incapable of imagining. That was my prize mistake... a failure of imagination. She's a monster, you do know that?
Jaime Lannister: To you, I'm sure. To others as well. But after we've won and there's no one left to oppose us, when people are living peacefully in the world she built, do you really think they'll wring their hands over the way she built it?
Olenna Tyrell: You love her. You really do love her. You poor fool. She'll be the end of you.
Jaime Lannister: There are always lessons in failures.
Olenna Tyrell: Yes. You must be very wise by now.
Jaime Lannister: My father always said I was a slow learner.
Euron Greyjoy: I must say when you rushed through the breach and started cutting people down... it was glorious. Like a dance.
Jaime Lannister: The people I was cutting down were your own kin.
Euron Greyjoy: The place was getting crowded. I enjoyed watching it. I truly did.
Jaime Lannister (about Daenerys): Dragonstone. They have deep-water ports for the ships. Stannis left the castle unoccupied, and that's where she was born.
Cersei Lannister: Enemies to the east. Enemies to the south... Ellaria Sand and her brood of bitches. Enemies to the west... Olenna, the old cunt. Another traitor. Enemies to the north. Ned Stark's bastard has been named King in the North and that murdering whore Sansa stands beside him. Enemies everywhere. We're surrounded by traitors.
Cersei Lannister: You've been quiet since you came home. Are you angry with me?
Jaime Lannister: No, not angry.
Cersei Lannister: Are you afraid of me?
Jaime Lannister: Should I be?
Jaime Lannister: Yes, you're a great conqueror.
Walder Frey: Go on, mock me, boy. You think I mind? The Tullys mocked me for years. The Starks mocked me. Where are they now? You talk about war as if you're an expert, but the one battle I remember you fighting, you were captured by Robb Stark, the Young Wolf. But it doesn't matter. Here we are now, two kingslayers. We know what it's like to have them grovel to our faces and snigger behind our backs. We don't mind, do we? Fear is a marvelous thing.
Jaime Lannister: They don't fear the Freys, though. They fear the Lannisters. We gave you the Riverlands to hold the Riverlands. If we have to ride north and take them back for you every time you lose them, why do we need you?