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Bronn: Oh, speaking of builders, all the best brothels burned down. The Master of Coin is willing to fund reconstruction.

Samwell Tarly: Uh... the Archmaester is less than enthusiastic about the salutary effects of brothels.

Bronn: Well, I imagine he isn't using them properly.

Brienne of Tarth: I think we can all agree that ships take precedence over brothels.

Bronn: I think that's a very presumptuous statement.

Tyrion Lannister: I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...

Jaime Lannister: Highgarden will never belong to a cutthroat.

Bronn: No? Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were f*cking cutthroats. That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard b*stard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your c*cksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their c*cksucking ways.

Bronn: She wants to murder someone, but she can't send her soldiers. If it's the Dragon Queen she's after...

Qyburn: She has other plans for the Targaryen girl.

Bronn: Yeah, well, good luck with that.

Qyburn: Our queen's brothers are unlikely to survive their Northern adventures. But in the event that they do... (gives him a crossbow that Tyrion used to kill his father) She has a keen sense of poetic justice.

Bronn: That f*cking family.

(Qyburn looks at one of the girl that were with Bronn...)

Qyburn: Poor girl. The pox will take her within the year.

Bronn: Which girl?

Tyrion Lannister: A pleasant surprise in an unpleasant situation.

Podrick Payne: I never thought I'd see you again, my lord.

Tyrion Lannister: Supporting the enemy, no less.

Podrick Payne: Hard to blame you.

Tyrion Lannister: Cersei will anyway.

Podrick Payne: I'm glad you're alive.

Bronn (to Podrick): Come on! You can suck his magic c*ck later.

Bronn: Men without c*cks. You wouldn't find me fighting in an army if I had no c*ck. What's left to fight for?

Jaime Lannister: Gold?

Bronn: I spent my life around soldiers. What do you think they spend that gold on?

Jaime Lannister: Family.

Bronn: Not without a c*ck, you don't.

Jaime Lannister: Maybe it really is all c*cks in the end.

Bronn: Yet, your brother has chosen to side with the c*ckless.

Jaime Lannister: Yes, he's always been a champion of the downtrodden.

(Dothraki join the party)

Bronn: I think we're about to be the downtrodden.

Bronn: You're f*cked.

Jaime Lannister: Don't you mean we're f*cked?

Bronn: No, I do not. Dragons are where our partnership ends. I'm not gonna be around when those things start spitting fire on King's Landing.

Bronn (to Jaime): Till I get what I'm owed, a dragon doesn't get to kill you, you don't get to kill you, only I get to kill you.

Jaime Lannister: The more you own, the more it weighs you down.

Bronn: Oh, is that why you're so f*cking glum, eh? All your new riches weighing you down?

Bronn (to Jaime about women): You don't even have to do anything, do you? (women smile at Jaime from distance) You just sit there, a rich slab of beef, and all the birds come pecking.

Lothar Frey: Ser Jaime. We didn't know you were coming.

Jaime Lannister: 'Cause you didn't set a proper perimeter. You just allowed 8,000 men to approach unchallenged.

Bronn: Good thing we're friends or we'd be f*cking you in the a** right now.

Jaime Lannister: You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army.

Bronn: That's like saying I have a bigger c*ck than anyone in the Unsullied army.

Jaime Lannister: I expect to command all the Lannister forces before long. You can be the right hand I lost.

Bronn: You promised me a lordship and a castle and a highborn beauty for a wife.

Jaime Lannister: And you'll get all three. A Lannister always pays...

Bronn: Don't say it. Don't f*cking say it.

Tyene Sand: Say it one more time, handsome. Who am I?

Bronn: The most beautiful woman in the world.

Tyene Sand: And that's the truth.

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