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Tyrion Lannister: A pleasant surprise in an unpleasant situation.

Podrick Payne: I never thought I'd see you again, my lord.

Tyrion Lannister: Supporting the enemy, no less.

Podrick Payne: Hard to blame you.

Tyrion Lannister: Cersei will anyway.

Podrick Payne: I'm glad you're alive.

Bronn (to Podrick): Come on! You can suck his magic cock later.

Bronn: Men without cocks. You wouldn't find me fighting in an army if I had no cock. What's left to fight for?

Jaime Lannister: Gold?

Bronn: I spent my life around soldiers. What do you think they spend that gold on?

Jaime Lannister: Family.

Bronn: Not without a cock, you don't.

Jaime Lannister: Maybe it really is all cocks in the end.

Bronn: Yet, your brother has chosen to side with the cockless.

Jaime Lannister: Yes, he's always been a champion of the downtrodden.

(Dothraki join the party)

Bronn: I think we're about to be the downtrodden.

Bronn: You're fucked.

Jaime Lannister: Don't you mean we're fucked?

Bronn: No, I do not. Dragons are where our partnership ends. I'm not gonna be around when those things start spitting fire on King's Landing.

Bronn (to Jaime): Till I get what I'm owed, a dragon doesn't get to kill you, you don't get to kill you, only I get to kill you.

Jaime Lannister: The more you own, the more it weighs you down.

Bronn: Oh, is that why you're so fucking glum, eh? All your new riches weighing you down?

Bronn (to Jaime about women): You don't even have to do anything, do you? (women smile at Jaime from distance) You just sit there, a rich slab of beef, and all the birds come pecking.

Lothar Frey: Ser Jaime. We didn't know you were coming.

Jaime Lannister: 'Cause you didn't set a proper perimeter. You just allowed 8,000 men to approach unchallenged.

Bronn: Good thing we're friends or we'd be fucking you in the ass right now.

Jaime Lannister: You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army.

Bronn: That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army.

Jaime Lannister: I expect to command all the Lannister forces before long. You can be the right hand I lost.

Bronn: You promised me a lordship and a castle and a highborn beauty for a wife.

Jaime Lannister: And you'll get all three. A Lannister always pays...

Bronn: Don't say it. Don't fucking say it.

Tyene Sand: Say it one more time, handsome. Who am I?

Bronn: The most beautiful woman in the world.

Tyene Sand: And that's the truth.

Bronn: Dornish women are the most beautiful women in the world.

Tyene Sand: Thank you.

Bronn: I said Dornish women. I didn't say you.

Tyene Sand: I'm not the most beautiful woman you've ever seen?

Bronn: Two knights, off to rescue a princess. Sounds like a good song to me.

Jaime Lannister: Sounds like all the rest. What about you? What shit way would you choose?

Bronn: In my own keep, drinking my own wine, watching my son grovel for my fortune.

Jaime Lannister: How disappointing. I thought you'd have something more exciting planned.

Bronn: I've had an exciting life. I want my death to be boring. How do you want to go?

Jaime Lannister: In the arms of the woman I love.

Bronn: Well... if you ever see the wee fucker, give him my regards.

Jaime Lannister: He murdered my father. If I ever see him, I'll split him in two. And then I'll give him your regards.

Bronn: The Dornish are crazy. All they want to do is fight and fuck, fuck and fight.

Jaime Lannister: You should be happy to go back.

Bronn: There's nothing like a good fight to get you in the mood for fucking. And there's nothing like a fuck-mad Dornish girl to clear your head for the next fight. It's how the two work together. And we're gonna do a lot of fighting, I am sure. Well, I am. But I don't imagine we'll get to stick around for the rest.

Bronn: Aye, I'm your friend. And when have you ever risked your life for me? I like you, pampered little shit that you are. I just like myself more.

Tyrion Lannister: I understand.

Bronn: I'm sorry it has to be this way.

Tyrion Lannister: Why are you sorry? Because you're an evil bastard with no conscience and no heart? That's what I liked about you in the first place.

Bronn: We had some good days together.

Tyrion Lannister: Yes, we did.

Bronn: You once said if anyone ever asked me to sell you out, you'd double their price.

Tyrion Lannister: Is it two wives you want or two castles?

Bronn: One of each will do. But if you want me to kill the Mountain for you, it'd better be a damn big castle.