Sam Winchester: Dude, you know something? I put up with a lot from you.
Dean Winchester: What are you talking about? I’m a joy to be around.
Sam Winchester: Yeah? Your dirty socks in the sink. Your food in the fridge.
Dean Winchester: What’s wrong with my food?
Sam Winchester: It’s not food anymore, Dean. It’s Darwinism.
Dean Winchester: I like it.
Sam Winchester: All I ask from you, the one thing, is that you don’t mess with my stuff.
Dean Winchester: You done?
Sam Winchester: You know, how would you feel if I screwed with the Impala?
Dean Winchester: It’d be the last thing you ever did.
From Supernatural – Season 2 Episode 15: ‘Tall Tales’ (2×15) | Produced by The CW