Mark Naird: Space Force isn't going anywhere. And neither am I.

Kick Grabaston: Oh, you're going somewhere, Naird. By the end of this hearing, I'm going to reabsorb Space Force and its budget, like the world's most powerful tampon.

Mark Naird: I always thought that you were a tampon.

Kick Grabaston: Tampons spend all day in v*ginas. Nothing manlier, if you ask me.

Mark Naird: All day? Five hours, tops. Three if you have uterine fibroids. She knows what I'm talking about.

Chief of Naval Operations: Acknowledge my gender again, and I will f**k you in the a$$.

Mark Naird: Duly noted. Duly noted.