Sheldon Cooper: You realize this is a very advanced class. We'll be discussing deriving nuclear physics from the quark model.

Paige: Do you know if he'll be doing a full color octet calculation with matrix manipulations?

Sheldon Cooper: I do not.

Paige: Do you know how to differentiate under the integral sign?

Sheldon Cooper: No.

Paige: Well, do you know anything?

Sheldon Cooper: I know you're in my spot.