Casey Parker: Let's just say that, hypothetically, I was convicted of hacking a federal server, as part of my hypothetical sentence, I'm not allowed to manipulate computers in that manner ever again... or advise or enable anyone else to.

Miranda Bailey: I would say, hypothetically, that wasn't on your application.

Casey Parker: Fair. But records like that are sealed. Hypothetically.

Miranda Bailey: Did any of these hypothetical crimes involve literal children or sex or drugs or children and sex and drugs?

Casey Parker: They did not.

Miranda Bailey: Or robbing old people of their last $2?

Casey Parker: Also no.

Miranda Bailey: Or...

Casey Parker: Chief, do you want me to help you?

Miranda Bailey: I do. Hmm. Write down what you want me to tell the FBI. Nigerian prince?

Casey Parker: DMV. My new license was taking too long. And now you're an accessory to whatever I do moving forward.

Miranda Bailey: I did not want to know that.

Casey Parker: I think you did.