Casey Parker: Let's just say that, hypothetically, I was convicted of hacking a federal server, as part of my hypothetical sentence, I'm not allowed to manipulate computers in that manner ever again... or advise or enable anyone else to.
Miranda Bailey: I would say, hypothetically, that wasn't on your application.
Casey Parker: Fair. But records like that are sealed. Hypothetically.
Miranda Bailey: Did any of these hypothetical crimes involve literal children or sex or drugs or children and sex and drugs?
Casey Parker: They did not.
Miranda Bailey: Or robbing old people of their last $2?
Casey Parker: Also no.
Miranda Bailey: Or...
Casey Parker: Chief, do you want me to help you?
Miranda Bailey: I do. Hmm. Write down what you want me to tell the FBI. Nigerian prince?
Casey Parker: DMV. My new license was taking too long. And now you're an accessory to whatever I do moving forward.
Miranda Bailey: I did not want to know that.
Casey Parker: I think you did.
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