(Dean’s version of what happened…)

Sam Winchester: Dean, what do you think you’re doing?

Dean Winchester: Sam, please. If you wouldn’t mind, just give me five minutes here.

Sam Winchester: Dean, this is a very serious investigation. We don’t have time for any of your blah-blah blah-blah. Blah-blah blah-blah. Blah, blah blah blah! Blah, blah-blah-blah blah. Blah!

(Back in reality…)

Sam Winchester: Right, and that’s how it really happened? I don’t sound like that, Dean!

Dean Winchester: That’s how you sound like to me.

From Supernatural – Season 2 Episode 15: ‘Tall Tales’ (2×15) | Produced by The CW