Chandler Bing: How would your husband feel about you sitting here with me... sliding your foot so far up my leg you can count the change in my pocket?

Woman: Don't worry. He'd be okay with you because he's okay with Ethan.

Chandler Bing: Ethan? There's an Ethan?

Woman: Ethan is my boyfriend.

Chandler Bing: What kind of relationship do you imagine us having... if you have a husband and a boyfriend?

Woman: I suppose, mainly sexual.

Monica Geller: Sorry it didn't work out.

Chandler Bing: What, not work out? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. Didn't you listen to the story?