Phoebe Buffay: I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.

Joey Tribbiani: What did he say?

Phoebe Buffay: He said he understands how sex can be a very emotional thing for a woman. And he was just afraid that I was going to get all, you know: "Is he gonna call me the next day?" And "Where is this going?" and: (babbling bla bla....) So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.

Joey Tribbiani: Wow.

Phoebe Buffay: Yeah. So I said, "Okay. Relax, please." You know? I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment. If he wants to see me again, he can call. If not, that's fine too. So after a lot of talking, heh... I convinced him. Heh!

Joey Tribbiani: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him. He got you to say he never has to call you again. And he got you thinking this is a great idea?

Phoebe Buffay: Uh-huh.

Joey Tribbiani: This man is my god.