Lucifer’s hookup: You’re an angel.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, gosh. Uh, my apologies. And for the record, I don’t usually suffer from premature unfurling. Right. Now, where were we?

Lucifer’s hookup: No, keep them out. I’m totally into cosplay. I could dress up as a devil and make it really sexy.

Lucifer Morningstar: I have no desire to have sex with myself. Not right now, at least.

From Lucifer: Season 3 Episode 2: ‘The One With The Baby Carrot’ (3×02)