Marcus Pierce: There was an investigation last year. We interviewed… what was it… 92 of your sexual partners? I think I’ll refrain from physical contact if you don’t mind. You don’t seem reckless. Narcissistic, hedonistic… that I see.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, thank you very much.
Marcus Pierce: Not a compliment. Your file is as long as my Johnson.
Lucifer Morningstar: Oh. Quick read then?
Marcus Pierce: Hardly.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I, for one, don’t need a file to ascertain you haven’t even had a snog in ages, have you?
Marcus Pierce: Accurate.
From Lucifer: Season 3 Episode 1: ‘They’re Back, Aren’t They?’ (3×01)
