Vespula: You like him!
Jaskier: Who, Geralt? Yeah, I guess. Platonically, and occasionally with great effort, as one would a family goat. Hang on, when did you get dressed?
Vespula: I mean the spoon guy.
Jaskier: What, Radovid? No!
Vespula: Yes.
Jaskier: No!
Vespula: I’ve cursed you for chasing tail of every kind. Men, women, dwarves, elves, polymorphous…
Jaskier: That was one time and I… regret nothing. It was amazing.
Vespula: Hmm. But never have I ever seen you have a crush.
Jaskier: A crush? Oh, you think I have crushes. Crushes are for children, my darling. I have mind-bending… world-ending, heart-wrenching affairs.
Vespula: Whatever you say. The Lothario of Lyria. The Romancer of Redania! The Stud of Cidaris!
(Knock on the door…)
Geralt: Jaskier.
Jaskier (to Vespula): For f**k’s… Sorry. It’s the family goat.
This quote comes from a TV series ‘The Witcher’. The scene where this moment comes from is in Season 3 Episode 3, with the title of ‘Reunion’ (3×03). The Witcher franchise got hugely popular thanks to the game series The Witcher, both the games and series are based on The Witcher novels. | The Witcher TV show is produced by Netflix
