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Jaskier (to Ciri): The Child Surprise, I've heard so much a... (want to shake her hand, she walks around him...) Like father, like daughter.

Jaskier: Gah, you are always so emotional! I mean, it's just yap, yap, yap with you sometimes. "Oh, Jaskier, I'm so sad and complicated!"

Geralt: Shut up, Jaskier.

Jaskier: You shut up. That's a perfect impression of you, by the way.

Jaskier: What about Yennefer?

Geralt: If she's hurt Ciri, I may just have to kill her.

Jaskier: Oh, no, well, obviously we'll kill her. We'll definitely kill her. I just haven't found a good enough jabbing stick yet. But what if she's changed too? People do stupid things when they think they're trapped in a corner, Geralt. And they say stupid things. That's what friends do. They come back.

Geralt: Jaskier...

Jaskier: Don't f**king Jaskier me. I'm talking to you. This is how this works.

Jaskier (to Geralt): Last time we saw each other, you basically told me to f**k off. Remember? And you left me on a mountain. Have you seen these boots? I mean, I pretty much just slid all the way down that hill back to Caingorn.

(Prison guard makes Jaskier stop singing...)

Jaskier (to mice): Guys, your harmonies were a little pitchy. Gordon, you're amazing. Talent recognizes talent. Let's go again. Three, four...

Jaskier (singing):

Oh, lock me up

And sock me up

And throw away the key

Go f**k yourself, you wh*reson

'Cause you're through f**kin' with me

(Geralt is outside the cell taking care of the prison guards...)

Jaskier: F**king hell! You know what? We're trying to rehearse in here! (to the mice): Gentlemen, I am so sorry. Give me a moment.

Jaskier: It's my job to put myself in other people's shoes. Even if they are, in your case, large, clunky, and, I don't know, probably full of snakes or something. I'm scared too. I'm scared that one day, the muses will stop speaking to me. Because who are we... When we can no longer do the one thing we were put on this Continent to do?

Yennefer: We find a new purpose. A better one. Hopefully.

Jaskier: Hmm. Chaos could never be done with the likes of you, Yennefer of Vengerberg. Of that much, I am certain.

(The dock guard offends Jaskier by criticizing his lyrics...)

Jaskier: Am I gonna say it? Yeah, I'm gonna say it. You know, if you could write yourself a little song, you could sing yourself whatever you please, but you can't, can you? Because you are a dockside scapegrace, a qualling feculent, a beef-witted, hell-hated, addlepated goon... and a waste of your father's... In all of my... leave it to... And maybe, just maybe, you are grateful to be entertained.

Dock guard: You're an hero to my niece.

Jaskier: Well...

Dock guard: Practically worships you.

Jaskier: Naturally.

Dock guard: She'll be heartbroken to hear her favorite bard is a steaming pile of sh*t for brains.

Jaskier (singing):

Oh the Golden One with the golden rules

Two long-necked warriors with all the tools

Jaskier: I'm gonna do what I do best.

Cahir: And what's that?

Jaskier: Oh, I never really know. Yeah, that's why I'm so good at it.

Jaskier: I sing of universal matters, my dear, generous lady. Emotions which anybody could experience. That song could be about anyone.

Yennefer: Mmm.

Jaskier: Anyone.

Yennefer: Mm. Mm-hm.

Jaskier: Anyone. Anyone.

Yennefer: Mm...

Jaskier: Fine. Yes, when I wrote it, it did come from the heart. Perhaps a broken one.

Yennefer: I heard the song. Geralt must have left quite a sour taste in your mouth.

Jaskier: What? He... No one leaves any tastes in my mouth, thank you very much.

Jaskier: What fresh hell did you just crawl out of?

Yennefer: A sewer. What's your excuse?

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  • I won’t be but silent back-up. Look, I heard your note, and, yes, you’re right, maybe real adventures would make better stories. And you, sir, smell chock-full of them. Amongst other things. I mean, what is that? Is that onion? It doesn’t matter. Whatever it is, you smell of death and destiny. Heroics and heartbreak. (Jaskier to Geralt – Ep. 1×02)
  • Respect doesn’t make history. (Jaskier to Geralt – Ep. 1×02)
  • O Valley of Plenty, oh-oh-oh… Toss a coin to your witcher… A friend of humanity… (Jaskier singing – Ep. 1×02)
  • Oh, you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom? (Jaskier to Geralt – Ep. 1×04)
  • I’ve just remembered I left my… cat on the stove. I really must be going. (Jaskier to Yennefer – Ep. 1×05)
  • What am I supposed to do now, hm? It wasn’t supposed to go this way. I’m gonna write you… the best song… so that everyone remembers who you were, what we did, everything we saw. And I will sing it… for the rest of my days. He always said I had the most wonderful singing voice. (Jaskier about Geralt – Ep. 1×05)
  • Burn, butcher, burn… Watch me burn all the memories of you… (Jaskier singing – Ep. 2×04)
  • It’s my job to put myself in other people’s shoes. Even if they are, in your case, large, clunky, and, I don’t know, probably full of snakes or something. I’m scared too. I’m scared that one day, the muses will stop speaking to me. Because who are we… When we can no longer do the one thing we were put on this Continent to do? (Jaskier to Yennefer – Ep. 2×04)
  • Don’t f**king Jaskier me. I’m talking to you. This is how this works. (Jaskier to Geralt – Ep. 2×07)
  • People do stupid things when they think they’re trapped in a corner, Geralt. And they say stupid things. That’s what friends do. They come back. (Jaskier to Geralt – Ep. 2×07)

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