Townsman: And it… swallowed… that witcher… whole!

Jaskier (taking notes): Oh, this is brilliant! Oh, sorry. It’s just Geralt’s usually so stingy with the details. Uh… and then what happened?

Townsman: He died.

Jaskier: Eh… He’s fine.

Townsman: Look, I was there. I saw it with my own…

(Geralt enters)

Jaskier: See? (laughs)

Townsman: Oh… What’s that stench?

Geralt: Selkiemore guts. Had to get it from the inside.

From The Witcher – Season 1 Episode 4: ‘Of Banquets, B*stards and Burials’ (1×04) | Produced by Netflix

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