Denise: Actually, I’m not on the clock today. I’m just hanging out with my boyfriend.

Stuart: Ah, cool. Huh. That’s me, right?

Denise: Oh, I forgot to tell you… I broke up with you, and now I’m dating… that guy.

Stuart: I know you’re joking, but my flight-or-flight response doesn’t.

Denise: Isn’t it fight-or-flight?

Stuart: Not for me.

From The Big Bang Theory – Season 12 Episode 11: ‘The Paintball Scattering’ (12×11)