13 Best The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 'The Separation Agitation' (10x21)

Enjoy the best quotes / moments from The Big Bang Theory’s episode ‘The Separation Agitation’.
‘The Separation Agitation’ is the 21st episode of season ten. (s10e21)

In case you don’t remember what was this episode about or you’re not sure you’ve seen it, here is summary.

Plot summary

Howard and Bernadette have a hard time leaving Halley in day care when Bernadette returns to work. Also, Bert introduces the gang to his new girlfriend, Rebecca. (TVmaze)

Top 13 The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 10×21

Ordered chronologically as they appear in the episode.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: When I go back to work, we’re gonna leave her with these people. We don’t know anything about them.
Howard Wolowitz: They’re highly-trained educators with background checks. They’re even required to be current on all vaccinations.
Stuart: You leave her with me, and I’m not any of those things.
Sheldon Cooper: Heisenberg is pulled over by a police officer. And the policeman says, “Did you know you were going 85 miles per hour?” And Heisenberg says, “Darn it, now I don’t know where I am.”
Sheldon Cooper: Yeah, wh– Hold on. We don’t know anything about this woman (Bert’s girlfriend).
Bert Kibbler: What do you want to know?
Sheldon Cooper: Is she a geologist?
Bert Kibbler: No.
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, great. See you at 7:00.
Howard Wolowitz: It wasn’t until college that I learned you can put a thermometer in your mouth.
Penny Hofstadter: So is this your first time dating a scientist? ‘Cause I’m thinking of starting a support group.
Rebecca: Actually, I’m not new to this. I was engaged to a Scientologist.
Sheldon Cooper: I’d like to apologize for my insensitive comment earlier.
Rebecca: Don’t worry about it. It’s fine.
Sheldon Cooper: See? It was fine. I didn’t need a time-out.
Amy Farrah Fowler: It wasn’t a time-out. Let’s get some food.
Sheldon Cooper: You made me sit on the stairs and think about what I did.
Rebecca: Did I say something wrong?
Leonard Hofstadter: No, it’s always him (Sheldon).
Bert Kibbler: I wasn’t getting any responses, and then I added, “Recent $625,000 MacArthur grant winner”, and five minutes later, I met my soul mate.
Amy Farrah Fowler (to Sheldon): I was wrong. You can come back in.
Amy Farrah Fowler: I’m sorry, Bert, but aren’t you worried she’s only with you for your money?
Bert Kibbler: She better be. On our first date, I bought her an 80-inch flat-screen.
Sheldon Cooper: Your first date? Did you even measure her walls?
Sheldon Cooper: Feynman, Einstein and Schrodinger walk into a bar. Feynman says, “It appears we’re inside a joke.” Einstein replies, “But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously.” To which Schrodinger says, “If someone’s looking in the window, I’m leaving.”
Amy Farrah Fowler (Sheldon): You know, you need to start raising your hand before you speak. (Sheldon raises his hand immediately) Yes, starting now.
Leonard Hofstadter (to Bert): You don’t have to go. You’re welcome to hang with us.
Sheldon Cooper: Actually, our friendship group is at capacity. But if anybody drops out, you’re at the top of the list. Unless it’s Raj, in which case, we’ll probably get a person of color.
Rajesh Koothrappali: Sheldon, what did Amy have that attracted you?
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, so many things. Her mind, her kindness, and especially her body.
Rajesh Koothrappali: Really?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Relax. We’re the same blood type. He knew he could harvest an organ.