(Svetlana has a strap on...)

Mickey Milkovich: What the f*ck?

Svetlana Yevgenivna: You like the p*nis, yes?

Mickey Milkovich: Not when there's t*ts directly above it.

Svetlana Yevgenivna: You want it up in your poop place?

Mickey Milkovich: No, I don't... I want you... f**king... I want you to put it away. Can you put that away? Put that f**king thing away, please. (Svetlana takes it off) Thank you.

Svetlana Yevgenivna (about Ian): You love him?

Mickey Milkovich: Maybe. I don't know.

Svetlana Yevgenivna: Because he has a real p*nis?

Mickey Milkovich: Yeah, I guess.