(People in the office being affected by Jack accidentally making whole world unable to lie…)

Guy 1: Hey. I’m sleeping with your wife.

Guy 2: I know. Kind of into it.

(Few second later…)

Guy 1: I can’t believe you taped it!

Guy 2: I thought it was hot!

 

Guy 1: Alright! Who ate my yogurt?!

Guy 2: Right here! (says proudly and then he realizes what he said…)

Guy 1: I knew it was you! That was the third… Son of a bitch!

Guy 2: You’re losing your mind over one yogurt!

Guy 1: It was three yogurts!

 

Woman on the phone: Double?! You make double? (to a coworker): And that was my parking space! (Moment later she’s crying on the floor) I just want to be loved. I just want a sweet life.

 

Guy: I hate everyone! I hate everyone! (starts singing it happily while destroying documents): I hate everyone! I hate everyone! I hate everyone! I hate everyone!

 

Woman carrying a lot of staplers: I am the stapler queen. I am the stapler queen. I am the stapler queen!

From Supernatural – Season 14 Episode 20: ‘Moriah’ (14×20)