(People in the office being affected by Jack accidentally making whole world unable to lie…)
Guy 1: Hey. I’m sleeping with your wife.
Guy 2: I know. Kind of into it.
(Few second later…)
Guy 1: I can’t believe you taped it!
Guy 2: I thought it was hot!
Guy 1: Alright! Who ate my yogurt?!
Guy 2: Right here! (says proudly and then he realizes what he said…)
Guy 1: I knew it was you! That was the third… Son of a b*tch!
Guy 2: You’re losing your mind over one yogurt!
Guy 1: It was three yogurts!
Woman on the phone: Double?! You make double? (to a coworker): And that was my parking space! (Moment later she’s crying on the floor) I just want to be loved. I just want a sweet life.
Guy: I hate everyone! I hate everyone! (starts singing it happily while destroying documents): I hate everyone! I hate everyone! I hate everyone! I hate everyone!
Woman carrying a lot of staplers: I am the stapler queen. I am the stapler queen. I am the stapler queen!
From Supernatural – Season 14 Episode 20: ‘Moriah’ (14×20)
