Roger: You're so funny! He's really funny. I wouldn't wanna be there when the laughter stops.

Chandler Bing: Whoa, back up there, sparky. What did you mean by that?

Roger: Just seems that maybe you have intimacy issues... that you use your humor to keep people at a distance. I mean, I just met you. I don't know you from Adam. Only child, right? Parents divorced before you hit puberty.

Chandler Bing: How did you know that?

Roger: It's textbook.