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Phoebe Buffay: There’s 500 extra dollars in my account!

Chandler Bing: Oh, Satan’s minions at work again.

Joey Tribbiani: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea–Angela–Andrea… Oh man…

Chandler Bing: Angela’s the screamer, Andrea has cats.

Joey Tribbiani: Right. Thanks. It’s June. I’m outta here.

Joey Tribbiani: She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?

Ross Geller: You guys.

Chandler Bing: Oh, God.

Joey Tribbiani: You got screwed.

Ross Geller:  I’m supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs.

Rachel Green (on the phone with her Dad): Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!

Rachel Green: I just didn’t know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you’re the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

Monica Geller: Who wasn’t invited to the wedding.

Rachel Green: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn’t be an issue…

Monica Geller (to Rachel): So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

Ross Geller: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.

Monica Geller: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., “I’ll never have grandchildren, I’ll never have grandchildren.” was what? A wrong number?