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Richard's friend: Is she really 20?

Richard Burke: I am not telling you guys anything.

Jack Geller: Come on, it's my birthday. Let me live vicariously!

Ross Geller: Dad, you really don't want to do that.

Jack Geller: What's a little midlife crisis between friends?

Richard Burke: Jack... Would you let it go?

Jack Geller: I know what you're going through. When I turned 50, I got the Porsche. You got your own little speedster.

Richard Burke: Seriously, it's not like that.

Jack Geller: Tell you what. Maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could...

Ross Geller: Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence!

Rachel Green: I'm good. I won't laugh anymore. Put your hands back there.

Ross Geller: No, see, now I can't, because, uh... I'm feeling too self-conscious.

Rachel Green: Just one cheek.

Ross Geller: No. Ha. The moment's gone.

Rachel Green: Just put your hands out and I'll back up into it.

Ross Geller: That's romantic.

(The group watches old home videos...)

Joey Tribbiani: Some girl ate Monica!

Monica Geller: Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds.

Chandler Bing: So how many cameras are actually on you?

Ross Geller: Okay, here you go. Pay me back whenever you like.

Monica Geller: You have dinosaur checks?

Ross Geller: Yeah. You get your money and you learn something. What's wrong with that?

Monica Geller: Nothing. Nothing. Hey, you're a cheap-a-saurus! I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Thank you, I'm very grateful.

(Phoebe is "possesed" by the spirit of Rose Adelman and meets with her husband to know, if there was any unfinished bussiness of hers she could help with...)

Mr. Adelman: She used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.

Phoebe Buffay: Everything?

Mr. Adelman: Everything.

Phoebe Buffay: Whoa. That's a lot of stuff.

Mr. Adelman: Oh, wait, I... I remember she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.

Phoebe Buffay: I'm sorry. There's laughing in my head.

Joey Tribbiani: I'm always gonna look back and wonder if it was because of my talent... or because of, you know, the little general.

Chandler Bing: Didn't you used to call it the little major?

Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.

Ross Geller: Anyone hear from Phoebe yet?

Rachel Green: No, nothing.

Monica Geller: I hope she's okay.

Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, I know exactly what she's going through.

Monica Geller: How do you know what she's going through?

Joey Tribbiani: She told us.

Frances (to Phoebe): It was your mother's idea. She didn't want you to know your real father... because it hurt her so much when he left. I didn't wanna go along with it. But then she died and it was harder to argue with her. Not impossible, but harder.

Phoebe Buffay: I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.

Joey Tribbiani: What did he say?

Phoebe Buffay: He said he understands how sex can be a very emotional thing for a woman. And he was just afraid that I was going to get all, you know: "Is he gonna call me the next day?" And "Where is this going?" and: (babbling bla bla....) So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.

Joey Tribbiani: Wow.

Phoebe Buffay: Yeah. So I said, "Okay. Relax, please." You know? I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment. If he wants to see me again, he can call. If not, that's fine too. So after a lot of talking, heh... I convinced him. Heh!

Joey Tribbiani: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him. He got you to say he never has to call you again. And he got you thinking this is a great idea?

Phoebe Buffay: Uh-huh.

Joey Tribbiani: This man is my god.

Phoebe Buffay: I'm not sexy enough.

Joey Tribbiani: Heh, Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."

Phoebe Buffay: Really? That's so sweet. I mean, I'm officially offended. But that's so sweet.