Richard's friend: Is she really 20?
Richard Burke: I am not telling you guys anything.
Jack Geller: Come on, it's my birthday. Let me live vicariously!
Ross Geller: Dad, you really don't want to do that.
Jack Geller: What's a little midlife crisis between friends?
Richard Burke: Jack... Would you let it go?
Jack Geller: I know what you're going through. When I turned 50, I got the Porsche. You got your own little speedster.
Richard Burke: Seriously, it's not like that.
Jack Geller: Tell you what. Maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could...
Ross Geller: Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence!
Rachel Green: I'm good. I won't laugh anymore. Put your hands back there.
Ross Geller: No, see, now I can't, because, uh... I'm feeling too self-conscious.
Rachel Green: Just one cheek.
Ross Geller: No. Ha. The moment's gone.
Rachel Green: Just put your hands out and I'll back up into it.
Ross Geller: That's romantic.
Ross Geller: Okay, here you go. Pay me back whenever you like.
Monica Geller: You have dinosaur checks?
Ross Geller: Yeah. You get your money and you learn something. What's wrong with that?
Monica Geller: Nothing. Nothing. Hey, you're a cheap-a-saurus! I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Thank you, I'm very grateful.
(Phoebe is "possesed" by the spirit of Rose Adelman and meets with her husband to know, if there was any unfinished bussiness of hers she could help with...)
Mr. Adelman: She used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.
Phoebe Buffay: Everything?
Mr. Adelman: Everything.
Phoebe Buffay: Whoa. That's a lot of stuff.
Mr. Adelman: Oh, wait, I... I remember she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Phoebe Buffay: I'm sorry. There's laughing in my head.
Phoebe Buffay: I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.
Joey Tribbiani: What did he say?
Phoebe Buffay: He said he understands how sex can be a very emotional thing for a woman. And he was just afraid that I was going to get all, you know: "Is he gonna call me the next day?" And "Where is this going?" and: (babbling bla bla....) So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.
Joey Tribbiani: Wow.
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah. So I said, "Okay. Relax, please." You know? I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment. If he wants to see me again, he can call. If not, that's fine too. So after a lot of talking, heh... I convinced him. Heh!
Joey Tribbiani: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him. He got you to say he never has to call you again. And he got you thinking this is a great idea?
Phoebe Buffay: Uh-huh.
Joey Tribbiani: This man is my god.