Damon Salvatore: I got the town off our back. It was for the greater good. But I'm sorry. And to prove it, I'm not gonna feed on a human for at least a week. I'll adopt the Stefan diet. Only nothing with feathers.

Stefan Salvatore: Because I realize that killing your closest and oldest friend is beyond evil and yet somehow it's worthy of humor.

Damon Salvatore: Are you mimicking me?

Stefan Salvatore: Yes, Stefan. Now that the secret society of vampire-haters is off our back I can go back to my routine of "how can I destroy Stefan's life this week?"

Damon Salvatore: And I can go back to sulking and Elena longing and forehead brooding. This is fun. I like this.

Stefan Salvatore: And I will finally reveal the ulterior motive behind my evil and diabolical return to Mystic Falls.

Damon Salvatore: Yeah, I'm done. This is so like you, Damon. Always have to have the last word.