Stefan Salvatore Quotes

Stefan Salvatore: Why didn't you tell me?

Damon Salvatore: I didn't want you to know. Because I hated you, and I still do.

Stefan Salvatore: I know.

Damon Salvatore: But not because you forced me to turn.

Stefan Salvatore: Then why?

Damon Salvatore: Because she turned you. It was just supposed to be me, Stefan. Just me.

Stefan Salvatore: How do you feel?

Damon Salvatore: Whew. You were right. It is a whole new world.

Stefan Salvatore: We can explore it together.

Damon Salvatore: You got what you wanted. You and me for all eternity. But hear this, brother. I will make it an eternity... of misery for you.

Stefan Salvatore: Oh, God. I shouldn't be here.

Damon Salvatore: Come on. Don't be a downer. It's a party for founding families. That would be us. It would be rude to skip it.

Stefan Salvatore: I really liked you a whole lot better when you hated everybody.

Damon Salvatore: Oh, I still do. I just love that they love me.

Stefan Salvatore: Now, what do you want with Katherine's crystal?

Damon Salvatore: She didn't tell you?

Stefan Salvatore: We had other things on our mind.

Damon Salvatore: I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.

Stefan Salvatore: Yeah. I've heard that before.

Damon Salvatore: I have a bigger surprise, Stefan. I'm gonna bring her back.

Stefan Salvatore: So, Stefan... you know, I've been thinking. I think we should start over. Give this brother thing another chance. We used to do it, oh, so well once upon a time.

Damon Salvatore: I don't, Damon. I can't trust you to be a nice guy. You kill everybody and you're so mean. You're so mean and... You're really hard to imitate and then I have to go to that lesser place.

Damon Salvatore: I got the town off our back. It was for the greater good. But I'm sorry. And to prove it, I'm not gonna feed on a human for at least a week. I'll adopt the Stefan diet. Only nothing with feathers.

Stefan Salvatore: Because I realize that killing your closest and oldest friend is beyond evil and yet somehow it's worthy of humor.

Damon Salvatore: Are you mimicking me?

Stefan Salvatore: Yes, Stefan. Now that the secret society of vampire-haters is off our back I can go back to my routine of "how can I destroy Stefan's life this week?"

Damon Salvatore: And I can go back to sulking and Elena longing and forehead brooding. This is fun. I like this.

Stefan Salvatore: And I will finally reveal the ulterior motive behind my evil and diabolical return to Mystic Falls.

Damon Salvatore: Yeah, I'm done. This is so like you, Damon. Always have to have the last word.

(After Damon kills Lexi...)

Damon Salvatore: Told you I'd take care of it. (Stefan attacks Damon) Come on, I did this for you, to get them off our trail.

Stefan Salvatore: You never do anything for anyone but yourself.

(Stefan stabs Damon in the stomach with a wooden stake)

Damon Salvatore: You missed.

Stefan Salvatore: No. You saved my life, I'm sparing yours. We're even. And now we're done.