(Frank and a homeless man watch Steve coach football...)

Frank Gallagher: I wish I'd had a girl coach. I'd totally tap that.

Homeless man: Yeah. I love long hair.

Frank Gallagher: No, no, no. The one with the little brunette pixieish cut. Man... Like a 1963 brunette Mia Farrow. No t*tties, all a$$. Just sit and spin her all night long. Heaven.

Homeless man: I-I think that's a dude.