Tyrion Lannister: Last night a Moon brother stabbed a Stone Crow over a sausage. Three Stone Crows seized the Moon brother and opened his throat. Bronn managed to keep Shagga from chopping off the dead man's c*ck, which was fortunate, but even still Ulf is demanding blood money, which Shagga and Gunthor refuse to pay.

Tywin Lannister: When soldiers lack discipline, the fault lies with their commander.

Tyrion Lannister: Surely there are ways to have me killed that would be less detrimental to the war effort.