Jaskier: Now, now, stop your boorish grunts of protest. It is one night bodyguarding your very best friend in the whole wide world. How hard could it be?
Geralt: I’m not your friend.
Jaskier: Oh. Oh, really? Oh, you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom? Yeah, well, yeah, exactly. That’s what I thought.
From The Witcher – Season 1 Episode 4: ‘Of Banquets, B*stards and Burials’ (1×04) | Produced by Netflix
